Muffins and Manure

my kid said this line to me and I had to make it into a poem -- she grimaced in distaste when I told her I would.

"My nose is so
stuffed I couldn't
tell you it were
muffins or manure".

So like your mama,
who once mistook
your father and a
steaming pile of ...

Author's Note

Oh, I am sorry, this is so nasty!
Captcha peatwood

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol........the truth is the truth even if its mean .Made me laugh cat :)

[Lyn Anderson]

Oh I know. Glad you liked

[Bright Ocean Star]

lol! I love it! A way with words obviously runs in the family....:)

[Rob Santana]

I haven't had lunch yet so I thought I'd stop by for some muffins and manure. This is HI-LARIOUS!! Funny kid you have. The pic reminds me when I had bad Chinese last month. DEE-ZAM!!!!

[Lyn Anderson]

Yippee glad you joined the party.

[David Scott]

Ha! Too funny TL. It is springtime... we need a little fertilizer. Might get flagged though. Reads very dirty to me. ;)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha behave kitten those claws are deadly :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Now this is funny poetry

[Lyn Anderson]

Coming from a guy who makes me smile every time I read him, that makes me happy.

[Frieda P]

OMG laughing my arse off...I couldn't imagine where you were going with that title, I should have figured! Ha.....thanks for the shytes and giggles. ;-)

[Lyn Anderson]

Good, that was the intent. It was really too priceless to me when the idea was handed to me like that.

[Frieda P]

Sounds like your kid is as nutty as you are...haha

[Lyn Anderson]

Yeah, where she came up with that, I have no flipping clue, but it instantly made me laugh.

[Madalyn Beck]

Bahahahaha!! Oh KL, you never cease to amazing me! :)

[Lyn Anderson]

I love you too:)

[Lyn Anderson]

P.S. just in case you were thinking it, OF course my kid has no idea just what KIND of poem I made out of her comment.:)