If he only had a heart

Inspired by Scott Metro - my apologies, my friend ...

If only
she could
find him,
the elusive
exclusive
man with a
heart.
the blue
ribbon prize
winner -
she could
rip him
apart
and serve
it for
dinner!

Reviews

[Papaya]

You're a vegetarian?
right? :)

[Lyn Anderson]

I was. For 21 years. I re-introduced meat into my diet last year.

[Papaya]

Ahhh. See. Correlation between meat and love?
Coincidence?

[Lyn Anderson]

Could be. Never thought of that. Hmmm.

[Papaya]

Definitely food for thought.

[Lyn Anderson]

You are a funny girl. I gotta sleep early tonight. xo

[Papaya]

Night night xx

[Ruth]

You bring the dawn to dark thoughts lol ♥

[David Scott]

Ha! Oh my!
Now who has wolves' teeth?
Love the defiance here! Too funny.
Luckily, I have my heart away a long time ago... It has been diced and canned. ;)

[redflutterby]

Lmao...do they exist?? I wonder sometimes... ;-))

[Rachelle]

There's a mythical creature in our country that resembles your creature .....

[Lyn Anderson]

I'll sharpen that knife ...

[Frieda P]

LOL....ha, I have NO words.....................


1000 belly laughs ;-)

[Hunter Rose]

oh my! I wasn't expecting that ending! hahahaha... very unique twist. ;-)

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks. I am a vegetarian with a quirky sense of humour.:)