We don't need no stinking badges

Ha ha in a funny mood.

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!"
I was a little clueless you see
Till someone pointed out plainly
Earning points and praise
Was something quite foreign to me.
Apparently I don't quite cut the mustard
Perhaps I should be flustered
To live on the margins a "top reviewer"
Never a writer!
I'll be Stuck at 92.4 percent
For eternity.

Author's Note

Okay don't take this seriously people. I joke I jest. I just think it's funny. Posted by phone. Hopefully did not make too many mistakes.

Reviews

[Relic]

I give most people 100 unless they really suck. I've got enough badges so I don't need anymore. As far as points, I keep getting reminded of how many more I've got that are useless to me now. Top reviewer? Yeah, I was on there once too after I did some yoga I think.

Nice poem KL.

[TL Boehm]

oh yes. The reference made me laugh but the point was well taken. 92.4 % - you must be my neighbor. I live there too.

[Chris]

where's the confetti? What - you don't get it whenever you cross 92? Damn, ya sure? Sigh, well ya should - I mean its almost the least they could do ...of course the LEAST they could do is nothing - oh, that IS what they did... uh, ok.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Yes I recall someone taking umbrage with me because they thought I scored them too low. Then someone explained to me how the site works for some. But I am not playing that game. I once got top writer but if you blink you miss it and someone else told me lol! Anyway an amusing little bit of fun here. Not too sure about two lines ending in 'to me' in such a short piece?

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks - you are correct sir - posted from my phone in haste - my eye sight is not what it used to be - that is my story and I am sticking to it - adjusting the wording momentarily!