Communication is the key

If you find
you have locked
yourself out of
your own house.
Don’t panic,
talk to the lock calmly
and be nice because
communication is the key.

Meanwhile, inside the confession box.
Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
What is your sin, my child?
I have been talking to my door lock.
Okay, it’s weird,
but it’s not a sin.