The flying nun

Dressed in white she was
hailing a taxi, Nun Theresa.
The driver none the wiser.
Where are you going?
City town hall thanks.

Excuse me for asking
but I’ve never kissed a nun before.
Well, you can kiss me handsome
on two conditions.
You can’t be Catholic or married.
I am neither. replied the driver.

After a pash session
and back to driving
the driver says. I lied.
I have a confession to make.
I am married and
I am Catholic.

That’s alright said the nun.
I have a confession to make too.
My real name is Kevin
and I’m off to a Halloween party.