What you want

On breaking out
from his atheist shell
he challenged God
I want a new car.

He prayed and prayed
I want a new car.
Eventually, he realised
the system in place
would not allow
this to happen.

So he stole the car
and asked God
for his forgiveness.

His dilemma now is
does he keep the car?

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Made me smile Andrew and remember the confession box where all sins are forgiven:) Religion can be such a nonsense at times.

Chris

[andrew mitchell]

So true Chris absolute nonsense but how gullible are some people.

[Pete]

lol. he's got some nerve taking matters into his own hands. that's a tough one - especially since he's making payments on it to the devil. i wouldn't want to ride in it even if he held the door open for me.

[andrew mitchell]

Lol thanks for the smile Pete. You got to watch out for those confession forgiveness cubicles

[Pete]

must be an electric tesla.

[Sami Khalil]

Silly logic and justice system in some religions.
Wait for The Judge to kill another innocent son every time someone sins, or ooops, one was enough.
But God fabricated then abrogated a way out of" an eye for an eye" and sincere forgiveness and true punishment for crimes.
Long live common sense laws and true divine justice.

[andrew mitchell]

Yes it is crazy out there, thanks Sami

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe
You are welcome Emperor Andrew

[nj coleman]

It depends. Your atheist...let's call him Eric.
Does Eric move forward and stick to his shift in his theological beliefs? Or is it automatic that he reverse back, as he's all revved up because God didn't come through in the clutch? Unless he wants to put on the brakes and just sit there in park.
So that's the key. It's his choice: forward or reverse or park. What do you think? Does Eric idle?

[andrew mitchell]

As a kid I never did get my prays answered when I wanted something, just didn’t know how it worked or didn’t. Yes it’s amazing how one can steal then go to the confession box and everything is ok. Thanks for reviewing nj.

[Stella Armour]

There are certain religions* where their God will forgive everything so if he is a * he can keep the car.

[andrew mitchell]

Indeed Stella, yep do the crime and all is forgiven.