Another BBC intrusive interview

In tonight’s show
please give a big hand
to welcome, the Bra.

Welcome Bra.
Thanks nice to be here.
I suppose you could say
you’re having the night off.
Yes you could say that.

How did you come about?
Well, us bras are
supportive by nature,
sometimes we nurture
but mostly we give
comfort to those in need.

We don’t discriminate either.
Whether you’re breasts,
boobies, tits, milk vessels
or love jugs it doesn’t matter.
We are at your service
to help those beautiful creations
from the petite to the voluptuous.
Basically we are here
to suit your needs.
Sounds like you have the situation cupped.
You could say that!

Oh! We can even act
as piggy banks too
holding that twenty
or fifty dollar bill
stuffed between us
and your cleavage.
How nice!

Next question.
What’s your take on women then?
Hmm, I would say, given the fact
women can remove us ,
without any drama
through the neck of her top
or the bottom like some
contortionist’s act and flick us
to the other side of the room:
Women should be in power!
Yes! It’s an incredible talent
Sure is!

Also I like to add
on behalf for all those bras
that are no longer with us
we forgive you
for the feminist movement
burning us to ….
until we were sadly …no more.
Yes, that was terrible.

And finally, what’s your advice
to all those breasts out there
and maybe those who need
that extra support?
We as a collective just say.

“ Hang in there”
“ We’ll keep in touch”
Yours truly, Bosum buddies.

Ok, that’s all we have
time for tonight so
until next time Goodnight!

Reviews

[Ern M. Yoshimoto]

i needed a good laugh today and this did it. i have no idea how you came up with this concept, it doesn't matter, it was clever and cheeky and i chuckled all the way through. thanks for sharing this. i hope you are having a good year so far and please i implore you to post more humorous content.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Ern I think we both have the same sense of humour for nobody else has commented lol. Anyway it’s just some personification of things not alive that are fun to write about. lol H N Y too