Mastering English contradictions for beginners

I was clearly misunderstood
and my only choice
was to act naturally
amongst a small crowd
before things got pretty ugly.
I was found missing
on a working holiday,
the exact time- day, time
I’m not sure.
It was a tragic comedy
some called it foolish wisdom.
I thought it was seriously funny.
My doctor called it
a bad case of English contradictions.
I didn’t reply
I was fully empty.