Tuning into mosquito frequency

Mosquito squadron leader,
do you read me over?
Yes HQ loud and clear.
Flying over site of interest now Sir.
What is your subject, over?
We did a low pass, over.
She is blonde in a bikini two piece ,over.
Any place to land safely squadron leader?
Yes Sir, her flat belly is perfect
just below her twin peaks, over.
Carry on squadron leader, over and out.
Ok, checking landing gear. Check!
Running low on fuel, must land.
Let’s go everyone, good luck!
The eagle has landed, about to
commence refuelling now.
Ouch! You little s**t!
Splat! Splat! Blood spilt.
Mosquito carcass flicked
to oblivion.
Ant ambulance arrives
with Ant emergency crew
removing all evidence.
Meanwhile, abort mission, abort.
Turn off your high frequency.
Subject in rage. Repeat subject in rage.
Where are you, you little s***s?
Everyone return to base, over and out.

Reviews

[emmajoygreen]

Had missed this, away a couple or so days! Laughed start to finish, had a finish there would be somethign murderous or very odd involved... not that I read many of your posts - and yes, Know I should.. You have a wickedly funny sense of humour, won't asked when it began! School days or.. Whenever was, is well worth waking up for of a morning, Andrew!

[Beccy]

Such fun to read, and ever so cleverly written.

My mother and father have a holiday home in Spain, which we visit fairly often and mosquitos can be a real pain.

Beccy.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much Beccy, you are a star. Someone took the time to review whether it was bad or not. Thanks for the smile.