The mixture of thoughts was no elixir just a tonic

The stakes were high
on the vampire’s calling
declaring darkness was
the portal entry to death.

It wasn’t all cracked up to be
when Humpty Dumpty said.
I’ve got a splitting headache.
The kingsmen replied.
How eggstatic!

One must applaud the Lord
for being a public figure
for he who said
clothes maketh the man
gave us insight into
the invisible man.

Celibate nuns on the run
found comfort with the Masons
to satisfy their intellectual cravings
clothes aside.

Quite contrary was our Mary
for Mary bought a little pig
she kept it fat and plastered
and when the price of pork
went up she shot
the little b*****d.

We are not on Earth
to see through one another
but to see one
another through.

The poem wouldn’t start,
if you can’t fix it
with a hammer
you’ve got an electrical problem.

All literal cavemen cringed
when they heard.
Your retardation is disadvantageous
I pronounce you all vamoose
with great importunity.

It was the biggest
predator of all time
The Thesaurus
after the meteor struck.

Reviews

[Sami Khalil]

Many thoughts riding on this train of humanity in different directions and destinations; many journeys come with different ideas and baggage.
The author is struck with a meteor or some culture shocks, behaviors of humans, governments, religions.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Sami just some random fun, my personal favourites lol to write poking fun at humanity etc

[Sami Khalil]

Wow! Sarcasm and humor are powerful. They send a strong message. You are welcome Emperor of Australia.

[andrew mitchell]

It’s funny the ones I’m happy with I get one review and ones I’m not I get several lol.

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe. All wonderful. You are welcome sir Andrew.