Working around to appease a God

Yes! You want can’t have.
That was the message
one got from
all Christian Gods.

Why you ask?
From this sacrilegious statement?

Well, if you asked God for a car,
you know you ain’t gonna
get that car from God
because God doesn’t work that way.

So! What are you gonna do?

Well, you go out an steal a car
and then ask God for forgiveness.

And that, my folks is
how you get around it,
ask by all means,
but remember forgiveness
works every time.

It’s just one of those, how to do God things?
More tips to appease God next week.

Stay tuned from Doctor Confessional
and his apple a day remedies.