Taking a leaf out of my book

Eve, have you seen my leaf?

Oops! I put it in the compost bin Adam. Sorry!

You shouldn’t leave things lying around,

you know I like to be tidy.

I was sunbaking.

Not to worry.

Did you know Aldi

are having a leaf sale?

Buy one get one free!

No! But I remember

what happened last time

when you got two g string leaves.

My rear end hurt like hell.

What about we try

the bonsai oak leaves this time,

they are real cheap!

Okay! Give it a go but what’s a bonsai?

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Did Aldi get a location in the garden before or after the fall? They could have made a killing on snake traps.

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks John I know it’s a bit weak but that’s all I had in the moment.