In the case of Mr Spud.

Mr Spud, you have been charged
with indecent exposure.
How do you plead?
Not guilty your Oven.
Stovetop says on the night of August
you were seen exposing yourself
to carrots, broccoli and pumpkin,
in the steam compartment.
I didn’t take off my jacket! I didn’t!
Well! Who did?
I don’t know! Go ask the cook.
Kitchen utensils, have you all reached a verdict?
Yes, your Oven. Guilty!
Mr Spud, you will be mashed
until you are no more.
You will serve your sentence plated!
Take him away!

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Where do these ideas come from? You have a very wacky sense of humour Andrew. It’s good to smile:)

Chris

[andrew mitchell]

Influenced by the Monty Python sketches of ridicule but so funny and clever, Spike Milligan, Benny Hill, the Goon show and my favourite Dave Allen.All these people made me laugh at the audacity of their cleverness, just brilliant. Thank you Chris for the smile.

[Chris Shaw]

Loved Dave Allen, Benny Hill and Harry Enfield. Monty Python, an acquired taste. Humour these days is lost. Too many people take offence over nothing. Drives me nuts all this pc stuff.

[Ken Simm.]

Your sense of whimsy is showing sir.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Ken, just a bit of my warped sense of humour.

[Ladysue]

Glad I found this. Made me laugh and I needed that this morning. Much enjoyed it!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you also for the smile Ladysue and giving it a go!

[emmajoygreen]

There's little better then humour to turn a winter shiver into a pile of Solanum Tuberosum!
Such clever rhyme, thank you

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for reviewing Em and your kind words.

[Gee]

YOU ARE NUTS .........
Morning Andrew, hope you and yours are well.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks gee I’m well. Just some light hearted fun like the Humpty Dumpty saga lol