What's it all about Alfie?

What's it all about Alfie?

I see you've brought 

your bedroom eyes, Batman!

Forgive me, but your Bat Scanner over my body,

seems excited.

Have you spanked anyone today, Cape Crusader?

You look all over dilated Batman!

Arrrh! You've just noticed, I'm cuffed and tied.

Purrr! I don't want to scratch you, Batman! 

Do what you will, Batman. I'm not married!

Such nefarious eyes you have, Catwoman!

If I were to kiss you Batman.Purrr!

Would you think I'm a bad girl?

No! I'd just spank you, Catwoman!

How many lives have you got?

Oh! Batman! You really know how ...

to make me feel so... Dirty!  Meow!

(Licking herself in a cat like manner.)

Author's Note

a dialogue between Batman and Catwoman.

Reviews

[Latifa]

lol, this piec is witty and funny , I enjoyed it .

[Ruth]

lol This is epic...gave me a smile...I like your imagination :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Poppy and have a merry xmas too!

[Ruth]

Happy Christmas hon x

[ReedWrite]

Interesting...I just don't understand why this didn't go in any TV or movie script! It's perfect.

[andrew mitchell]

haha thank you Reedwrite, for your kind words:)

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That's some of the sharpest, funniest dialogue ever...lol brilliant! Starz

[andrew mitchell]

thanks for the big wrap Starzy, I enjoy your visits:):)

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Always a pleasure Andrew

[andrew mitchell]

I shall hold you down to that:):) Cheers!

[Valentine]

Sounds a bit like my sister conversing with her 10 cats> Valentine

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks kathie