Haggis lies in brass monkey weather frozen!

Haggis lies in brass monkey weather frozen!

No wonder Robert the Bruce

cried out. " Freedom!"

wearing a skirt

with no underwear.

One could hear the jingle

in the dangle;

his family jewels hanging

in brass monkey weather.

To think, I came from

a Scottish background,

but, I won't be blowing

my bagpipes this freezing winter.

No! I'll sow my oats

near a cosy fire

with a fine Scottish Lass

of auburn beauty,

Malt Whiskey.

Reviews

[Gee]

Love this Andrew. The good lady wife is from Ayrshire, spent many happy times up North. Love a drop of whiskey, my tipple of choice, monkey shoulder or makers mark......deeeeeelishus

[andrew mitchell]

Haha to warm the cockles of many a man's heart lol Thanks Gee

[Gee]

'Tis my pleasure, nothing less, nothing more. Watching India rack up the runs....f*****g s****y spinning pitches, need some bounce and reverse swing.....another drubbing

[Gee]

Psssst, think it was William Wallace hollering freedom, wasn't Robert the Bruce the spider watcher...

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks that was a blunder but did they both wear kilts. I saw a doco on Robert the Bruce and his victory against England, Edward the Second. I may be mis informed oh well!!

[Gee]

Oh yes, they all wear plaid skits laddie, adorned with a sporran......let the ballshang low, let the knob hang free, shake the f****r properly, else you'll be covered in pee

[andrew mitchell]

Bloody useless continent pitches. I say ok you win on your doctored pitches, pass, come down to aussie for a real delivery. having said that Aussies are in poor form of late only because the selectors are shite in their choosing, like our local Govtmt shite corruption, shite I tell ya!

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - you cheeky blighter!

Love the ending.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Tony I appreciate your visit and will return the dissections on your work soon lol

[Tony Jordan]

Welcome Andrew. You are always welcome with your wit.