As the reporters of the BBC move closer....

As the reporters of the BBC move in closer....

As the reporters of the BBC moved in;

a posse of ants all disrupted,

all entertainment focused on

the serpent's tongue

wet and a slithery

satisfying......

Now, I know what you're thinking.

It wasn't Eve!

It happened in the morning!

The interruption caused

another missed opportunity,

their primary objective;

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

And she did!

We'll never know why, but being biblical times

one thing is for certain the road was unsealed.

If she rolled, could be the egg!

Oh well! Next time!

Next week,

we'll focus on Mr String and ask him again.

"How long are you Mr String, really?"

He usually replies. " Get Knotted!"

This is the BBC reporting on World news.

              Good Night!

                   and

              Good Bye!

Til then........

Reviews

[ReedWrite]

LOL...sometimes it feels like this kind of newscast would be a better option, given what we've seen in recent months. Loved the laugh...well written!

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I am far more educated AND entertained in your "news room" of creative broadcastings, Andrew!!! Smiling.........

[andrew mitchell]

I like to have digs in a Monty Pythonesque style, they, MP were so clever on things we take for granted, but managed to exaggerate the situation that it was, and make it funny in its simplicity. Thank you lynn.

[Bear]

Wow, the news there is so much more entertaining than the political crap we have to listen to, emails versus gropings. I love this and have a question, is that the Mr. String made from cheese :~)

[andrew mitchell]

Haha if he was,he'd be eaten by now by a cheese lover. Thanks bear for your time and review.