And the winner of the Presidential election goes to......

 Ladies and Gentlemen!

The winner of the Presidential election goes to....

I'm opening the envelope now

                  is..........

Batman! Everyone needs a hero!

Give a round of applause please!

Meanwhile, with the third man.

" If only he played his cards right!"

" Trumps!"

"Yes! If only!" 

" Monica, can you pour me a drink."

" Thanks! That's my girl!"

" So Bill, where's Hillary now?"

" Arr! She's in the bedroom checking her emails!"

" Oh! Not that again!

" Has she tried confidentiality anonymous?"

"Yes! Didn't work!"

 Everyone knows her!" 

Reviews

[ReedWrite]

Too funny.
Unfortunately...there were sincere and deep feelings of fear on both sides of this election.
Those whose candidate lost, are crushed...and their hurt and fear is very real. I hope this country
can find a way to come together and heal itself...and I hope we can learn to take this milestone in
history for what it is...a stepping stone to the future. Maybe humor like this will help us all smile and unwind. Thanks for the post.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for a nice review ReedWrite

[Einstein Noodle]

great wit...great satire ... great irony .."Great Caesar's Ghost!" ..i voted about a week ago so the election is over for me ..it has taken that full week to put my mind in a prayer mode for the people ...and woever allegedly does win :( i think this is jone of your sparkling best sir!
E.
ps. everyone does know her (or should by now) but she can send her maid to confidentiality anonymous .. oh .. wait .. we all know her now too! :{{{{{

[andrew mitchell]

thank you einstein for your kind words sir and for the visit, now i don't feel like i'm writing to myself lol

[Einstein Noodle]

awwwwwwwwww ... poor ol' man ;) are you happy today?
elections over ...
votes are in ..
conceding done ...
Mr. Trump wins

[andrew mitchell]

Scary times