The Dead Ghosts Society.

The Dead Ghosts Society.

Welcome everyone!

Glad you could all come!

I see some have just appeared

while others have floated in.

Each had their own vernacular.

"How did you get here Sir?"

"By rope."

"and you, miss? How did you get here?"

"By drowning."

" What about you Madam?"

" Cancer!"

" and you, old man?"

" Bullet!"

" and yes!" What about you Sir at the back of the room."

"How did you get here?"

" By natural causes!"

" Well I never!"

" That's so rare."

"How was it?"

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

Lol your poetry never fails to put a smile on my face, Andrew!
quite a unique, wickedly cynical piece.

amazing flow & pleasing rhyming scheme.
i absolutely enjoyed this gem, thank you for shsring
~ ❃❤︎ barrie

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you ms. barrie for gracing my page with a lovely review.:):)

[ms. barrie]

always my pleasure to visit & read, Andrew ☺︎

[Valentine]

Funny way to end your write, Natural causes...that is rare. I thought I was going to be reading a Halloween poem. Valentine

[andrew mitchell]

Well its along those lines Kathie, halloween that is. lol

[jacob erin-cilberto]

great question....and really, what exactly are natural causes...i like the scenario you painted with your words....if ghosts could talk...or the walls..we would learn a lot.

j.

[andrew mitchell]

Yes for me J a natural cause would be the dying in one's sleep peacefully like my grandfather, not stuck in a bed full of drugs and tubes in pain or grabbing the chest in extreme dying pain.

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. The king of humor and fun at his best. So true and serious, yet so laughable...Bravo on coming and becoming...:)........................

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much King Sami who wields his words with a sword. I am just your humble jester. :):) Thank you Sir!

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha...You are welcome...:).........................

[Monica Chen]

Hahaha I laughed so hard at the reaction to the ghost that died of "natural causes" -- there are so many ways to die these days that it would probably be an interesting statistic to find out the percentage of people who do die from natural causes...

[andrew mitchell]

Its like a lottery, I just want to pass away in my sleep but will it happen that way? Thank you Monica. Smiles too you!:):)