What is this Michelangelo?

The lost tapes!! on the conversation between the David lookalike stand-in for Michelangelo's sculpture David, recovered by the BBC. :):)

What is this Michelangelo?

Of all the days  Michelangelo really!

You just had to pick this one!

How can I be taken seriously

when I'm posing in the nude

in temperatures considered....

Freezing!

I see you have not taken 

the shrinkage factor into account.

Its damn cold!

They are not my family jewels hanging,

 that you are modelling on stone.

Six inches! Michelangelo! Six inches!

Are you trying to discredit me?

Now I need to pee!

Reviews

[ReedWrite]

LOL...laughed out loud...loved it.
Haven't you heard? Size doesn't matter...Michelangelo knows what he's doing!
Nice job!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks for your smile ReedWrite.

[aLittlePain]

Wicked crazy clever crackup my man! R xo

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you dear Rach.

[Kelly Scheppers]

...the lost tapes...recovered by the BBC! I nearly died! Whatever will my neighbors think, hearing me lol at this time of the morning! ; )

Thank you, Andrew! Happy Halloween!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Kelly! Happy tricks and treats!:)

[ms. barrie]

LOL!!! hilariously clever, wicked, amazing use of imagery and meter...
such a delight to meander among the garden of your words...thanks for
sharing -- X - barrie

[andrew mitchell]

Yes not many know when its cold there is a shrinkage factor lol. Poor David! Thank you Ms barrie for your kind words.

[ms. barrie]

oh my! you're very welcome'd, Andrew :))

[andrew mitchell]

lol didn't you know?? You see its always been a cover up!!;):)

[ms. barrie]

reminds of me of that "seinfeld" episode Lol :)

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha:)....

[ms. barrie]

;p..............................

[PhoenixDown]

Rofl. I'll use the word because it is fitting and just recently came up in a discussion I had earlier - "Quirky."
Haha, love this. Very clever, light-hearted writing Andrew.

Phoenix

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Phoenix for popping in and for enjoying my humour. :):)

[PhoenixDown]

The world needs people like you. I always say it. You relieve us of a certain pressure, which tends to boil. Thank you Andrew - he who puts an end to the boiling! Here, here!