Hey you! Have you seen my ideal woman?

Humour only!!!

Hey you! Have you seen my ideal woman?

In the old ways,

a woman was a wife

of fine standings;

washing, ironing, food, entertainment. (WIFE)

These days an ideal woman

should be smooth, sweet, 

flavoured with berries

having body and..... STOP!

Sorry! That's wine! 

The ideal wine!

The ideal woman would be...

impossible to define,

preferably naked, and on time.

Anything else said....

would just be sexiest.