Dial a Priest.

Dial a Priest.

" Forgive me Father

  for I have sinned."

"Go on! Confess my son."

" Well, I've written down

  politically incorrect statements

  on the church, women, society in general

  followed by wicked, wicked thoughts

  on procreation methods."

" If you know what I mean!"

" What are these writings called?" asked the Priest.

" Poetry Father."  Said I.

" Wait a moment please."

"Son, are you there?"

"I've just had a word with Mother Teresa."

" Just have six Bloody Mary's

   and keep writing."

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Wish the Catholic church was as sympathetic in reality! As always a humour filled piece of poetic mischief!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks John lol

[Ruth]

If things were so simple lol Amusing but not without the usual tinge from you of something deeper Andrew :)

[Coyote Poetry]

I liked the ending to the tale in the poem. Mother Teresa is cool. Thank you Andrew for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much John for your kind words and dropping by.:)

[Coyote Poetry]

Was my pleasure Andrew and you are welcome.

[Monica Chen]

I loved the humor and word play in this! The last two lines made me crack up xD

[andrew mitchell]

lol I can picture these images too. thanks Monica lol

[RomaJ]

Man, this just made me thirty. Hahaha I could use a Bloody Mary right about now, but I'll only got beer.
Holy s**t, I was trying to forget to remember to forget what I said on my last confession. But the drink was the one talking...so I guess, I'm absolved. Lol. I loved this. Thanks for the chuckle.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Roma. I hope you are well my friend!!:)

[Valentine]

Not being Catholic, A drink would not fix the problem. Valentine

[andrew mitchell]

just a bit of fun kathie

[Bear]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Did you six Virgin Mary's first :~(
Bravo! Very witty Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

[andrew mitchell]

lol thank you bear

[jacob erin-cilberto]

love the twist in this piece...

oh the mysteries of the catholic faith...i remember well...and from my altar boy days when the mass was still in latin.

j.

[andrew mitchell]

how did you get through latin. latin was on the way out of my school's curriculum thank god. one trip to sunday school and that was it I was younger than 10 I think and told my folks I don't want to go there again and they never did send me again. lol

[Einstein Noodle]

:) your title set the hook ..this Catholic boy simply had to respond and read .. your good humor is strong but there are a lot of things Catholics keep between the lines eh!? have you started your penance yet!??? give me a call ..no sense in suffering alone :)))
E.

[andrew mitchell]

hahahaha thanks for the lovely smile on your humour.

[wordman]

six bloody marys ,and of course the priest was drunk

[andrew mitchell]

lol yep not hail mary's lol thank you wordman