Lessons on management part three.

Sharing some funnies I've kept for over ten years.Not my own writes but edited by me lol.

Lessons on management part three.

A little bird was flying south for the winter

but being very cold, the bird froze

falling into a large field.

While lying there a cow came by and dropped some dung

on the bird.

As the frozen bird lay there in a pile of cow dung,

he began to thaw and realised how warm he was.

All warm and happy, he soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and investigated.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird

under the pile of cow dung and promptly

dug the bird out and ate him.

MANAGEMENT LESSON LEARNED.

1. Not everyone who s***s on you is your enemy.

2.Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.

3. and when you are in deep s**t, it's better to keep your mouth shut!

The End.