Please don't touch what you can't afford.

amusing oneself with comic intent.

Please don't touch what you can't afford.

Last week,

someone stole my mind.

Today they pleaded

with me

to take it back.

In reply I said 

I told you so!

Not my problem. 

They should have read the warning label.

Wait till they find out,

those thoughts need meds.

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

applause! i agree with jacob, this is indeed hysterical! always enjoy your engaging, unique wit...thank you for the laughs!! - X - barrie

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you ms barrie. and you are welcome for the smiles as I smile when you visit!

[ms. barrie]

you're welcome, and ditto very much so!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is hilarious...i am so bad at reading warning labels...and if i do i often ignore them.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you jacob and I too ignore labels lol.

[Shannon]

It's not very often a title adds so much dimension to a piece, opening up other ways of understanding it for me.
Clichés abound, but used in a new way, which is clearly the intent. Not sure if you are interested in wording suggestions, but I wonder if in the last line, using "those thoughts" might add a different tone?

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much S.Mi. I will try!:)