All Gods please attend!

All Gods please attend!

Welcome everybody!

So good of you all to come.

Please leave your wings at reception

and be seated thank you.

Just to bring you all up to Godspeed

I've called this assembly today

to find out the Truth.

As you all know, the world's

getting larger in population and more disturbed.

There are now apparently more Gods than ever before.

So let's get to the truth shall we!

Will the Real God please stand up!

Come on don't be shy!

What about you lot, haven't seen you guys

since the last supper. 

Any-one!  

Moses! Please sit down we don't need

the parting of this hall. Thank you.

No takers then!

Hmmmh! 

Just as I thought!

Reviews

[terry smith]

God is in the hands of the charitable ...and they do notraise there hands...just give them to help the needy

[andrew mitchell]

so sorry terry I missed this . Thank you for your comments

[Ruth]

Oh! I love this...really interesting Andrew...all one and the same...fascinating piece with a wonderful flow :)

[V]

It sounds like an ironic piece about different religions and the everlasting battle about which god is "the" right one to believe in. I like the Moses line, I think it's well chosen anf thought over.

[andrew mitchell]

thank you mimi

[jesserose99]

this gets me thinking that maybe they would all stand...but I like where you went with it...no takers. right now I don't think there would be any takers..nooo it wasn't me.
these fighting, petty, money hungry people, no we didn't create them. I know that sounds incredibly cynical...because there is love and beauty in the world everywhere too. Funny poem Andrew, but not to be underestimated because it was thought provoking to kind sir!

[andrew mitchell]

thank you jesserose

[Coyote Poetry]

I did like this poem.
"Will the Real God please stand up!
Come on don't be shy!
What about you lot, haven't seen you guys
since the last supper.
Any-one!
Moses! Please sit down we don't need
the parting of this hall. Thank you."
The above lines were my favorite. Thank you for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

thank you so much john, a bit of fun!

[Coyote Poetry]

I did like the poem and you are welcome.

[alifeacoustic]

Like the style of this, for some reason it is reminiscent of tom holt, who wrote fantastic tales of angels and demons in a humorous way. Love the line "Just to bring you all up to Godspeed" Clever.

[andrew mitchell]

I'll have to look into those stories of Holt. Thanks Lorry

[alifeacoustic]

You should, they are great. Funny too.

[Valentine]

There are always false Gods, trouble is most of them have never taken the breath of life into their bodies.
As for me, me and my house will serve the Lord, Jesus Christ.

[andrew mitchell]

Yes I suppose we all have to respect people's beliefs! Thank you Kathie. Happy New Year too!

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My religion is peace and anything that f***s with that is against my religion :)

[andrew mitchell]

I'm with you lynn all the way! Thank you!

[Willard Wells]

God, the one for real of course would not be there. He does not need to justify his position or stature. So hold your meeting and screen your attendees, but he is not there. He is preparing a place for you when the time is right. Peace Out.

Nicely done my friend. And fun.

[andrew mitchell]

haha Willard I didn't think he would show as the paparazzi would be after him, the media, the questions. If anyone did stand up I'm sure there would have been a lightning strike. Thank you Willard lol

[wordman]

well my friend i see you are in denial !

[andrew mitchell]

Just some fun Wordman while the world is going mad with fanatics on both sides Christians and Muslims. on what I've heard the Catholic Church in Rome is like a Mafia organisation. If you defame it they can get rid of you very quietly. Scary!

[wordman]

if you only knew the truth andrew !

[andrew mitchell]

one day..............onnnnnneee daaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!