It was a Cheesy party!

It was a Cheesy party!

It was a Cheesy party

I recall......

There was Brie.... soft as....

Blue vein looked terrible, old and grey.

Cover up please!

Arr! Gouda.... was good, 

firm and smooth.

More exposure please!

I spoke to Cheddar, sharp as always

while Parmesan shaved was really on the nose.

but when I kissed her....

she tasted nice!

Cottage cheese was moist, sloppy...

too rancid for thee

but smoked cheese was smoking....

she did it for me!

Romano, so Italian spoke with his hands

while Camembert de Normandies

and Coeurde Chevre

were very smooth indeed.... 

so French! So fine!

I felt bubbly after......

I said hello to Jarlsberg

and goodbye...

such expensive tastes!

Oh!  On bumping into Feta, short and chunky

being an olive, I felt linked

somewhat Greek I think.

Being hot

I decided to take a Dip!

Guacamole looks nice!

All in all,

a Cheesy party,

a platter for two for some,

crackers were there too!

To think, all it took

for this gathering

was....Milk!

Cheeses! Can I have your attention please!

Everybody gather around.

SAY CHEESE! 

So Cheesy you lot!

Reviews

[ANTO]

This is class Andrew. I think you'd do alright with a cheeky double mature Dubliner though.
Loved the cheddar/Parmesan verse - not cheesy at all - blooming brilliant!

[andrew mitchell]

haha the dubliner sounds very mature lol Thanks ANTO

[ANTO]

you can get a version with beer in it !!
I mean, come on mate... that's perfect , no?
lol

[andrew mitchell]

lol...............................

[Einstein Noodle]

"but smoked cheese was smoking....
she did it for me!"
indeed sir!? :) a fine robust chuckle ... but i will not say cheese! oops ..you got me!
E.

[andrew mitchell]

thank you einstein

[Einstein Noodle]

:) .................

[AaronFreitas]

Awesome work... always makes me laugh. When I read the gouda part it made me think of Wendy's fast food chain here... they are doing gouda cheesy fries. I think they stole the idea from you! haha excellent work my friend :)

[andrew mitchell]

soorry its late thanks aaron

[terry smith]

and poor asia....tofu....nice i love cheese and you hit on some of my favs...makes me think of a new years platter..with bubbly .

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha just a silly write for the silly season. Have a merry xmas to you and yours Terry

[terry smith]

ah... i wrote a christmas one also ...and merry christmas to you and yours also!!!what is tradition in your part of the world?

[andrew mitchell]

Staying cool if its hot! Just a family do with a roast turkey roll, a glazed ham, salad if hot and plum pudding with cream. Apart from that its all about the kids and the magic. Its a lot of preparation for a day that passes quickly but once a year is enough for me lol. Relatives drive me mad!

[terry smith]

hahahaha....i will look up how to make plum pudding...want an international christmas :)

[andrew mitchell]

we buy ours lol My mum makes one and takes 6 to 8 hrs

[Chris]

'Tis amazing all that flavor is from milk - yes. A good meandering for the senses.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Chris and Xmas cheer goes out to you.

[Cool Girl]

Haha a very fun write huh, Andrew? I loved it! Your poetry always amazes me no matter how silly :) Happy holidays, dear friend. Write on! -CG

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Cool girl! What a Cool thing to say! No wonder you are Cool! Ok I'm teasing! Silly mood today lol!

[Cool Girl]

Lol you're very welcome! Send read requests anytime :)

[andrew mitchell]

Okay there is a large shipment of 860 coming your way!!!:0:0 I could not be that cruel lol. I'll try an pick a nice one! haha

[Cool Girl]

Haha thank you, Andrew. I look forward to it!!

[andrew mitchell]

Do you except RR's Cool Girl cos my records show you don't on trying lol

[Cool Girl]

I shall check!

[wordman]

wheres the wine and the crackers ? they needed something to keep in them clappers
and the wine to wash down the taste of old stale chess,how bout that mate !

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha Wordman, have some Xmas cheer in a silly write shared!

[wordman]

allright andrew ! now let`s talk about that bush..

[andrew mitchell]

Which one? I mean a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!!

[wordman]

no,no a bush is better than a bird

[andrew mitchell]

Yes when it comes down to it I like bushes that have had Topiary!

[andrew mitchell]

haha we better stop before we beat around the bush!!!

[wordman]

the last time i fooled with a bush it bit me !

[andrew mitchell]

lol..............................

[jesserose99]

oh my goodness, this sounds cheesier then I could handle. you sound pretty cheese equipped though Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

a nonsense write thrown in the mix. i do that!

[jesserose99]

its cute!! I liked it...I just wanted to point out your cheese handling capabilities!

[Kelly Scheppers]

I love red grapes with my cheese, and some wine...instead of milk. Have you ever had cheese with sliced apples? ...try it sometime, it's really good together!

Nicely done, Andrew! Makes me want some steamed shrimp! ; )

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Kelly yes I've heard of apples with cheese although I haven't tried as yet! And wine is good with cheese! :)

[Kelly Scheppers]

...wine is good with anything! ; )

[andrew mitchell]

i know i know either alone or with company it's so compliant!!

[Kelly Scheppers]

It's better shared, though...especially around the holidays!

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hahahahahahahahahaha...cute and creative, and ummm...a bit cheesy lol

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha Thank you lynn

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Blinks...PPPPSSSSTTT I already read this one...see above hahahahaha

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha thanks lynn at least we got a second laugh !!haha! Oops Didn't think you could send the same request twice! Well I'll be.....