Concerned!

After a night of love, making

He notices a photo, a man

On her bedside table

He begins to worry....

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

" No silly." she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all." she says nibbling his ear.

" Is this your dad or your brother?" he inquires

" No, no, no!!!" she answers.

" Well who is he then?" he demands

"That's me before the surgery." 

Reviews

[Re-Pete]

LOL. yes, 'Concerned!' to say the least. this must have taken place 'down under'. a very possible scenario in this day and age ...

[andrew mitchell]

yes the playhouse was once a tool shed lol Thanks for reading Pete

[Tony Jordan]

Wow - so our Sheila was once a He-la.
Oooh-la-la.

xD

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Tony lol

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You never lose your ability to inject humour and surprise into your pieces Andrew. Glad I am not in his shoes though!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you kind Sir J McFayden

[Coyote Poetry]

Would be a bad ending to a good evening. A surprise ending to a outstanding poem.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Coyote just some fun!

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome.

[Cassie]

jeez!!! are you sure that guy did not get a heart attack

[andrew mitchell]

I would have !!! LOL!!!

[Not here]

wow thats a total twist! haha

[terry smith]

Very funny!! I laughed out loud!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Terry :)

[mattavelli]

Too funny, Andrew. You pulled this one from personal experience, ya?

[andrew mitchell]

Hahaha No mattavelli but nice try!! lmao

[PANDORA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I was not expecting that ending. BrafrickinO!!!

This is SO going in my library!!!!!!

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you PANDORA, glad you smiled!:)

[wordman]

dam,this would be a rude awakening
it could have been bruce !!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks wordman lol