Dear God I'm a rock star!

Dear God,

              I'm having a party this weekend.

              I know! I know! Again! 

              I was wondering if....

              You could turn a blind eye!

              I know there could be

              Consequences Damming!

              But ...Hey! You like my music

              I'm a Rock Star!  

              I promise no drugs

              But there will be plenty 

              Of scantily clad young women

              And splashing s of cocktails' n 'booze.

              So I'm asking please No lightning strikes

              That cut off the power like last time.

                                                         

                                         Yours truly,

                                         Signed. Keith Richards.

p.s. I know you don't want me up there

'cos I've lived two hundred years already!

        

Reviews

[Cherry Pepperweb]

Oh wow, I saw this on my feed! Awesome! Lol.
Love your sense of humour!! :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you Cherry

[Willard Wells]

Nice fun piece with a twist. Fun to use the stars. You can write anything about them and like in Richards case, he would not know if he did or not. How does he remember the lightning??? Thanks for a great piece.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks so much Willard

[sereenaoutloud]

TOTally love this,, yes please god do turn a blind eye while we party night away... heheh make sure to have my whisky AM !! :)

[GreenEyedPoet]

I don't know AM, hyper Sereena mixed with whiskey might be to much craziness lol.
Haha no, you know I'm joking with ya sis! :P

[sereenaoutloud]

LOL..... :)

[GreenEyedPoet]

Was that a real laugh? :P

[sereenaoutloud]

yes a real laugh... I'm ok girlie.. ME I'm always ok!! :))

[GreenEyedPoet]

Yay! ...... :D

[sereenaoutloud]

LOL AM's gonna be like...really you all just have a convo on my review lol ! :)

[GreenEyedPoet]

Haha he'll be ok!

[sereenaoutloud]

yeh he will secretly love it! :)

[GreenEyedPoet]

He totally will lmao.

[sereenaoutloud]

He did say he was having a party ..we are just early guest lol

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whisky? did someone say whisky?

[sereenaoutloud]

Another guest arrived early... AM is having a party... but he is being a terrible host heheh

[GreenEyedPoet]

You're never supposed to be early! lol.
But yes, where is our host! Come out come out where ever you are AM! lol.

[sereenaoutloud]

Oh i dont do late! lol

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doesn't want to part with that whisky I am supposing lol

[andrew mitchell]

Hey You's Get off of my cloud! lol

[sereenaoutloud]

I know...should have brought my own! :)

[GreenEyedPoet]

Not even fashionably late? lol.
Haha nah, I don't do late either. I'm always early for everything lol.

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haha, there's a good joke here... what's the difference between a scotsman and Mick Jagger? Jagger said hey, hey, you, you, get of my cloud... the scotsman said, hey, McLoud, get off me ewe... it always sounded better at the bar

[andrew mitchell]

hi ho hi ho Its off to work I go You whiskey a go go's lol

[sereenaoutloud]

LMSO... yeh totally a bar joke FT ...

[andrew mitchell]

FT I think your poems are better!!!

[sereenaoutloud]

There you are finally... geez AM nearly sent out a search party!!,.. heheheh

[GreenEyedPoet]

Yea AM! We thought you got lost coming to your own party! lol.

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yeah, sorry scot's sereena :D

yeah, if not i should simply cut my losses :)

[Bare trees]

He was once in a bar up the street from me talking about the end of the world. I wouldn't be surprised if the world ended before he did.

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thanks pale rider

[Kelly Scheppers]

What a shame, youth is wasted on the young! Lol, brilliantly fabulous, Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you my fine legged friend!!

[Kelly Scheppers]

...you are so welcome!

[AaronFreitas]

haha a perfect letter to God... I must say... I have read my own letter to the Man upstairs that match this... I am ashamed as I sit here with a smirk :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Vintage Andrew Mitchell here my friend. Humour in a flowing and entertaining piece even if you did forge the signature of one of the icons of Rock lol!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you John I'm in awe of their survival lol

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I think Billy Idol uses this phrase each time he is asked for ID... "I'm Billy Idol; I'm a rock star"... KR and MJ and the whole lot of em seem to be ancient, but they still rock... love this witty piece, Andrew... rock on man!

[andrew mitchell]

Is that so!! lol I think idol Is Anto's new profile pic Thank you FT

[jacob erin-cilberto]

he didn't lose power too often, obviously...from looking at him these days.

love this...

and kept thinking of Kiss from the title...."i wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day"---

[andrew mitchell]

Keith Richard these days looks so old with deep etched lines of life on his face He looks 200yrs old lol and still kicking lol Thank you Jacob. Such legends of Rock!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, and my claim to fame is that one time i had to give up my bowling lane to paul stanley because he and his roadie wanted the end lane...my girlfriend and i were bowling on that lane and there was no else in the place. was a saturday...wasn't too happy about that...but he "is a rock star"

ha ha

[andrew mitchell]

What a story lol Thanks for sharing haha. You know Blondie turned 70 last week

[jacob erin-cilberto]

and she still has a heart of glass.