Heaven Forbid! Naked!

Sitting on Ikea's furniture

Looking at the hollow log

Later, to become a television.

Adam glanced over to Eve

Doing her daily exercises.

Naked!

The somersault, the cartwheel

Hopscotch, skipping, the sprint,

The long jump, the high jump,

The javelin throw, the shot putt.

Naked!

On entering the open- 

Plan lounge room

Hot, toned and sweaty.

She proceeded to 

Dust and clean

Naked!

Bending over picking up

The leaf to dust....

Something happened.

Naked!

Truth be told.

Much to their delight

An erection was born.

Today, two historians argue

Which came first!

The Love or the Erection?

"The Erection came first then Love!" said one.

"Hmmmh! Sticky question!" said the other.

"The Love! "

Meanwhile, going back

Eve asked " Anything interesting on the log?"

"No! Nothing!" says Adam

" Must be the reception!"

Eve then asked. " What about the e.......?"

"Hard as.. hard as...!" said Adam

Reviews

[V]

Oh my, you and your ironic, witty pieces. Well, they always make me laugh ;) What an interesting story, questioning lust or love first (?). As we're all visual creatures with the instinct to reproduce, I'd say lust.

[andrew mitchell]

so late, sorry vanessa so belated thank yous!!!!

[V]

You're welcome. ;)

[Mary Helda]

Hahahahahah...you are indeed very witty...i just love your pieces...perfect:-)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Mary I only wish I was Adam lol:0 he had the best seat in the house! Wicked!!!

[Mary Helda]

Hahaha,,would you really survive? times have changed...Adam had an extraordinary level of self control...

[andrew mitchell]

I know he just never knew what we know now! lol Don't touch the apple, eat the snake and have fun before TV arrives!

[Mary Helda]

hahaha...lol:-)...thank you for making my morning bright:-):-)

[Coyote Poetry]

I like the ending.
"Eve then asked. " What about the e.......?"
"Hard as.. hard as...!" said Adam"
I believe a easy answer. Also could be the situation? The poem is amazing. I like reading poetry that make me smile. Thank you for sharing the outstanding poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much John, it was a laugh but having said that, Adam not given any info on sex would think what is happening here. I hope you and yours have a happy Xmas!:)

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome and I hope your holidays are filled with joy and happiness.

[Cool Girl]

Haha very interesting. This made me think and laugh! You are very talented, dear friend. Keep up the good work and the giggles! -CG

[andrew mitchell]

You are too kind Cool Girl. Thank you so muchly!

[Cool Girl]

You're very welcome

[jesserose99]

This is great Andrew...and it does pose a very serious question indeed!! What is on the log...just kidding...ha ha ha no of course...the erection or love??

[Cassie]

hahahaha...Never thought of it this way, by the way which came first, the love or the erection. lol

[Jane Taylor Hardy]

You are hysterical lol...creative write right from The Garden of Eden

[GreenEyedPoet]

Oh Andrew you are such a goof lol.
You definitely keep WC in laughs sir, which is never a bad thing. :D
Thanks for the laugh AM!

[R Smith]

very definitely history in the making Andrew, a lot more fun than the story so far, thanks for the laugh :)

[andrew mitchell]

You are welcome and thank you!

[Gee]

LOL,it is confirmed YOU ARE NUTS!!!!!!Very funny

[andrew mitchell]

Yes I am thanks Gee