Heaven Forbid! Naked!

Sitting on Ikea's furniture

Looking at the hollow log

Later, to become a television.

Adam glanced over to Eve

Doing her daily exercises.

Naked!

The somersault, the cartwheel

Hopscotch, skipping, the sprint,

The long jump, the high jump,

The javelin throw, the shot putt.

Naked!

On entering the open- 

Plan lounge room

Hot, toned and sweaty.

She proceeded to 

Dust and clean

Naked!

Bending over picking up

The leaf to dust....

Something happened.

Naked!

Truth be told.

Much to their delight

An erection was born.

Today, two historians argue

Which came first!

The Love or the Erection?

"The Erection came first then Love!" said one.

"Hmmmh! Sticky question!" said the other.

"The Love! "

Meanwhile, going back

Eve asked " Anything interesting on the log?"

"No! Nothing!" says Adam

" Must be the reception!"

Eve then asked. " What about the e.......?"

"Hard as.. hard as...!" said Adam

Reviews

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Hahaha. Very funny, Andrew.

All i can say about this one is.....he is gonna need a bigger leaf!

Smart, clever and witty as always!

[Alfred Kukitz]

Wow Andrew!

This piece seem to travel into the far reaches of the imagination. Great narrative!

Regards,
Al

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Al :)

[Ken Simm.]

I am reminded of Micheal Moorcock here for some reason. Although I find your writing much more impressive. This goes beyond humour to find wit and it must be said a certain amount of wisdom.

[andrew mitchell]

Why thank you Ken for your kind words.:)

[Tony Jordan]

Lmao
Class this is!! Love the Ikea reference - the bane of any man's existence that store lol.
I was wondering where this would end up but you keep to the right side of crude everytime Andrew!
Dave Allen would be proud!

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha Thanks Tony for the smile!

[ReedWrite]

LOL...too funny!
Even funnier because I have soooo done housework naked.
Alone....but naked...so no ummmm....problems...arose
Cute. Loved it.

[andrew mitchell]

Ok1 You're hired! lol Just kidding thank you ReedWrite for your time to read my works.:)

[Ruth]

lol All I can say is thank you for that...needed a laugh and smile :)

[andrew mitchell]

why thank you poppy

[Elmarie]

Splendidly comical you are so talented. MMM I am sure any hubby would love to be witness to their lady getting on with the daily chores NAKED! Hilarious, Funny enough thinking about it, it is such a taboo to walk down the street in your birthday suit. Not that I would like to volunteer. It would be nice if we all could have a more secure feeling about nudity though and not just sexualize it. I find it rater strange that people find breastfeeding offensive. Look what you made me do off on some tangent.

Blessings

EL

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you El glad you had a smile.

[Einstein Noodle]

naked is good! i see them driving a "Woody" just around the another verse or two :}
E.

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha thank you E

[B. Boileau]

There's a special place for you in the here after (g).
Brilliant!

bill

[andrew mitchell]

Sorry Bill belated thank yous.

[Blackheart]

Another witty piece. You are my constant source of laughter here to be honest. And you manage to pull it off every time! Keep it coming.
:D

[andrew mitchell]

Sorry for not replying. thank you so much.