Heaven Forbid! Naked!

Heaven Forbid! Naked!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Sitting on Ikea's furniture
Looking at the hollow log
Later, to become a television.
Adam glanced over to Eve
Doing her daily exercises.
Naked!
The somersault, the cartwheel
Hopscotch, skipping, the sprint,
The long jump, the high jump,
The javelin throw, the shot putt.
Naked!
On entering the open- 
Plan lounge room
Hot, toned and sweaty.
She proceeded to 
Dust and clean
Naked!
Bending over picking up
The leaf to dust....
Something happened.
Naked!
Truth be told.
Much to their delight
An erection was born.
Today, two historians argue
Which came first!
The Love or the Erection?
"The Erection came first then Love!" said one.
"Hmmmh! Sticky question!" said the other.
"The Love! "
Meanwhile, going back
Eve asked " Anything interesting on the log?"
"No! Nothing!" says Adam
" Must be the reception!"
Eve then asked. " What about the e.......?"
"Hard as.. hard as...!" said Adam

© 2015 andrew mitchell


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Hahaha. Very funny, Andrew.

All i can say about this one is.....he is gonna need a bigger leaf!

Smart, clever and witty as always!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Wow Andrew!

This piece seem to travel into the far reaches of the imagination. Great narrative!

Regards,
Al

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you Al :)
I am reminded of Micheal Moorcock here for some reason. Although I find your writing much more impressive. This goes beyond humour to find wit and it must be said a certain amount of wisdom.

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Why thank you Ken for your kind words.:)
Lmao
Class this is!! Love the Ikea reference - the bane of any man's existence that store lol.
I was wondering where this would end up but you keep to the right side of crude everytime Andrew!
Dave Allen would be proud!




Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

hahaha Thanks Tony for the smile!
LOL...too funny!
Even funnier because I have soooo done housework naked.
Alone....but naked...so no ummmm....problems...arose
Cute. Loved it.

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Ok1 You're hired! lol Just kidding thank you ReedWrite for your time to read my works.:)
lol All I can say is thank you for that...needed a laugh and smile :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

why thank you poppy
Splendidly comical you are so talented. MMM I am sure any hubby would love to be witness to their lady getting on with the daily chores NAKED! Hilarious, Funny enough thinking about it, it is such a taboo to walk down the street in your birthday suit. Not that I would like to volunteer. It would be nice if we all could have a more secure feeling about nudity though and not just sexualize it. I find it rater strange that people find breastfeeding offensive. Look what you made me do off on some tangent.

Blessings

EL

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Thank you El glad you had a smile.
naked is good! i see them driving a "Woody" just around the another verse or two :}
E.

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

hahaha thank you E
There's a special place for you in the here after (g).
Brilliant!

bill


Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Sorry Bill belated thank yous.
Another witty piece. You are my constant source of laughter here to be honest. And you manage to pull it off every time! Keep it coming.
:D

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Sorry for not replying. thank you so much.

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