What's she got in there?

What's she hiding in there?

Heavy is the load

She carries,

Slung on shoulder.

What's she got in there?

Her phone,  notebook,

Tissues,  reminders.

Car keys.

What's she hiding in there?

Make up:lipstick, eye-liner pencil,

Perfume, toiletries, her purse,

Her money, credit cards?

What's she got in there?

It's heavy. Its loaded

Her handbag clutched tight

What's she got in there?

What's she hiding in there?

Her wardrobe?

The kitchen sink?

Luggage?

What's she got in there? 

Oh! Its a bazooka!

That's normal.

 

Reviews

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. Your writes are so lovely and with great twists. You keep us anticipating and wanting more. An excellent one to add to your collection...:)..........

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your kind words Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)..................

[Mick Burke]

Of course it's a bazooka! What else could it be? very enjoyable as usual Andrew.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Mick lol

[B]

lol ...... She got it all
Everyone depends on her
She must carry that bazooka
She secretly protects lol

Love it

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Nisreenaa

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oh lord, everything... that gal is completely prepared... i hope you weren't peeing through it? A fun read, Amdrew

[andrew mitchell]

I'm glad we dont get wallets that big. Yes hang on I've got a circular saw in my wallet you can borrow! lol Thanks FT

[....................]

just in time, too, Andrew... i am doing some renovation and could use that saw... is it too big to email?

[andrew mitchell]

I'm sure the angle grinder will do the trick! Then the saw! Don't plug it in just yet!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Some psychologists have tipped the contents of a woman's handbag onto a table and tried to analyse their personality from it. Interesting question if a little repetitive. I tried to second guess the ending, given the way your mind works and envisioned her pulling a gun on you but no such luck! lol!

[andrew mitchell]

It did cross my mind I had to be repetitious cos the main theme is what has she got in there. Just playing with an idea I stole lol.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I was really convinced you were about to suddenly produce a shock in the final stanza.

[andrew mitchell]

lol who would spring a surprise like that!! Not me!! lol