A day in the snow!

A true story in the Victorian Snowfields

From where I sit

The balcony my view

A busy day, is had

On ski slopes, snowed.

For up the slope

In awkward form

A female beginner

Will now perform.

An attempt is made

Knees together, body crouched

The Olympic Slalom

Without a doubt.

Out the trees, she shot

No strength in her knees

To straighten the legs

Down the hill twenty k's

Gathering speed.

The ride of her life, not kind

With pants around her ankles

Her white cheeks in the breeze

In hot pursuit a..... 

Yellow trail behind her.

The Cardinal sin of skiing

Is not to cross your ski's

When you stop.....

To have a pee.

Funny side up

People clapped

People laughed

The spectacle of it all

Amazed, dazed.....

The snow fields stopped.

From that awkward moment

Having a pee, locked

In her room she stayed.

We never saw her ski again

I wanted to tell her.....

What a nice behind you have!

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You are soooo wicked. Where on earth did this come from amazing ingenuity! What a hoot!!!!!!

The Olympic slalom me thinks though

[andrew mitchell]

Based on a true story My mates went skiing with a group from Adelaide of which a pretty young lass was on board , but had the unfortunate accident and never left her room sadly til it was time to catch the bus home. lol They saw all her naked glory whiz by at full speed down to the Chalet below!