A day in the snow!

A true story in the Victorian Snowfields

From where I sit

The balcony my view

A busy day, is had

On ski slopes, snowed.

For up the slope

In awkward form

A female beginner

Will now perform.

An attempt is made

Knees together, body crouched

The Olympic Slalom

Without a doubt.

Out the trees, she shot

No strength in her knees

To straighten the legs

Down the hill twenty k's

Gathering speed.

The ride of her life, not kind

With pants around her ankles

Her white cheeks in the breeze

In hot pursuit a..... 

Yellow trail behind her.

The Cardinal sin of skiing

Is not to cross your ski's

When you stop.....

To have a pee.

Funny side up

People clapped

People laughed

The spectacle of it all

Amazed, dazed.....

The snow fields stopped.

From that awkward moment

Having a pee, locked

In her room she stayed.

We never saw her ski again

I wanted to tell her.....

What a nice behind you have!

Reviews

[alf]

Hahahahaha!!! Once again you have so taken a situation and given it great comedy!!! So was laughing!!!! Great write, my friend!!! Bottoms up, I say!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

lol bums up it is lol

[alf]

Hahahahaha!!! Goodnight!!! I shall return

[sereenaoutloud]

OMG was laughing so hard ,..this is too funny you describe it so well you can see it all unfold as you read! LMSO...brilliant AM just brilliant! ::

[andrew mitchell]

I like to warn my friends of certain mishaps lol Thanks LL:)

[sereenaoutloud]

yeh and then write about for everyone to read >..hehheheh

[andrew mitchell]

so I don't expect to see you on the news now LL in the snow marking your territory!!!:):)

[sereenaoutloud]

LMAO.... really ...shshshhsh you promised not to name names? "

[Samaira]

This is funny. When I started reading it, I thought its going to be about how there is always a first time or something. Then i reached 'a yellow trail' and i knew this was better than that.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Mannat and it did happen lol

[Samaira]

That must have been some sight.

[GreenEyedPoet]

Oh man this was great AM, you had my cracking up! You are hilarious. :]

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks GEP and it did happen

[GreenEyedPoet]

I saw that you said it's a true story, which makes it even funnier lol.

[Robert]

"yellow trail behind her" That is where you had me laughing Andrew. Well done.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Robert glad you had a laugh

[marcus]

You have snow in Australia! And here I am picturing Kangaroos and Killer Koala's.
Thoroughly enjoyable read, thanks for sharing!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Marcus, yes we do lol

[~]

Bahahaha :D oh my this was a hilarious read. And how observant of you for noticing she did not come out again :D

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you MS It was an organised bus tour from Adelaide for 3 nights

[....................]

hahahaha... i can go about my day now and this smile will not be broken... such an entertaining write, my friend, as only you can deliver in your charming way... and all you wanted to so was to compliment her :D

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you FT

[AaronFreitas]

Haha a hilarious piece. I was like wait did she... yup she did lol. Always love your creativity and ability to write pieces that make me laugh out loud :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Aaron its a true story lol

[AaronFreitas]

haha even better!

[Jamestown]

Very creative and fun!
You always put a smile on my face:)
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you JT for your kind words