On climbing Jack's beanstalk, she knew!

Viagra

Instructions take two

Oh! Lets take the whole packet!

Arise Sir Viagra, gallant knight!

We shall jostle fair maidens tonight.

Hardened knight we are!

Okay! Take a rest!

Please! Calm Down! 

Down boy!

Down!

Down I tell you!

Down!

How long....

must I wait?

Is everything in the bathroom all-right Dear?

Yes Honey! Everything is under control!

Are you sure Dear?

Slight mishap with the exhaust ceiling fan that's all,

.... something is stuck! 

Don't come in! Problem with the door too!

Will you get DOWN! 

Nine hours later...... get down!

"Emergency services!" 

"How can we help you Madam!"

"Well!...... It's my husband you see......

Reviews

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I roared at this one, Andrew... and so you know, I have coffee, but when I read the title in the RR box, well, I put it down... you take a common joke regarding Viagra, and turn it into a witty and funny poem... but, you are a creative genius so I wasn't shocked :) Well-done Sir Viagra!!!!! haha

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Sir Nights of Satin and a musketeer at that!!:)

[Jamestown]

Too funny!
I always laugh at the commercial, but this was even better:)
Advice=sleep on your back and be very careful not to roll over, lol!
You think getting down is tough, imagine getting it up after it's broke:(
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed

[andrew mitchell]

lol I don't need it just yet Jamestown, but thanks for the advice lol