On climbing Jack's beanstalk, she knew!

Viagra

Instructions take two

Oh! Lets take the whole packet!

Arise Sir Viagra, gallant knight!

We shall jostle fair maidens tonight.

Hardened knight we are!

Okay! Take a rest!

Please! Calm Down! 

Down boy!

Down!

Down I tell you!

Down!

How long....

must I wait?

Is everything in the bathroom all-right Dear?

Yes Honey! Everything is under control!

Are you sure Dear?

Slight mishap with the exhaust ceiling fan that's all,

.... something is stuck! 

Don't come in! Problem with the door too!

Will you get DOWN! 

Nine hours later...... get down!

"Emergency services!" 

"How can we help you Madam!"

"Well!...... It's my husband you see......

Reviews

[Pete]

Lol. well, those who play with fire get burned. interesting problem to have. some would enjoy having that problem and would walk around looking for 'solutions' (if you know what I mean). 'Fee-fi-fo-fum', magic beans indeed!

[andrew mitchell]

lmao thanks Pete for the laugh in return fee fi fo fum lol:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You b*****d! This really had me in paroxysms!

[andrew mitchell]

I can't comment til I look this word up paroxysms!!:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Have fun my witty fellow!

[Author Gus]

I give you props, no point in over evaluating this one.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for reading Author

[Bear]

Sounds like a porn version of Jack and his beanstalk :~)
Ha! Ha! Ha! I will be laughing this one off for quite a while.

[Blackheart]

I am laughing like anything after reading this mate!!! :'D
This is the best thing I have read today!
Damn, my gut bursted!

XD

[Mary Helda]

Hahahahaha..lol..this is fantastic..so funny,it nearly killed me with laughter,,you have a great sense of humor

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Mary for your smile! And your time to read and comment:)

[alf]

OMG!!! I am so still laughing!!! Tears roll like tsunami!! great write, better read, and brilliant concept!!! loooooove it!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

thank you alf just a crazy moment lol

[alf]

Wonderful what crazy does!!!!!

[sereenaoutloud]

LMAO...you are just so funny...this is hilarious. Its not just funny it is also written and laid out perfectly , just the right timing to creating this fun read. Bravo TTM Bravo !! :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you madamoiselle

[sereenaoutloud]

You are Always Welcome Monsieur. :)

[ANTO]

What a scene lol - American Pie meets MAD magazine - you're mind is a funfair my friend. Thanks for letting me into the attractions - I love this !!

Poor Mrs Beanstalk
xD

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Anto Don't worry about Mrs Beanstalk I bet Its Mr Limp now!!

[ANTO]

I don't remember that guy in the Mister Men family...?

[AaronFreitas]

Lmao this is a classic one my friend... maybe the hardest I laughed at a read yet! Love the creativity Andrew... truly one of a kind in the best way :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Aaron I think I've watched too many re-runs of Mr. Fawlty and Sybil In fawlty towers!!