On climbing Jack's beanstalk, she knew!

On climbing Jack's beanstalk, she knew!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Viagra
Instructions take two
Oh! Lets take the whole packet!
Arise Sir Viagra, gallant knight!
We shall jostle fair maidens tonight.
Hardened knight we are!
Okay! Take a rest!
Please! Calm Down! 

Down boy!
Down!
Down I tell you!
Down!
How long....
must I wait?

Is everything in the bathroom all-right Dear?
Yes Honey! Everything is under control!
Are you sure Dear?
Slight mishap with the exhaust ceiling fan that's all,
.... something is stuck! 
Don't come in! Problem with the door too!

Will you get DOWN! 

Nine hours later...... get down!

"Emergency services!" 
"How can we help you Madam!"
"Well!...... It's my husband you see......

© 2015 andrew mitchell


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Lol. well, those who play with fire get burned. interesting problem to have. some would enjoy having that problem and would walk around looking for 'solutions' (if you know what I mean). 'Fee-fi-fo-fum', magic beans indeed!

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

lmao thanks Pete for the laugh in return fee fi fo fum lol:)
You b*****d! This really had me in paroxysms!

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

I can't comment til I look this word up paroxysms!!:)
John Alexander McFadyen

7 Years Ago

Have fun my witty fellow!
I give you props, no point in over evaluating this one.

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you for reading Author
Sounds like a porn version of Jack and his beanstalk :~)
Ha! Ha! Ha! I will be laughing this one off for quite a while.

Posted 8 Years Ago


I am laughing like anything after reading this mate!!! :'D
This is the best thing I have read today!
Damn, my gut bursted!

XD

Posted 8 Years Ago


Hahahahaha..lol..this is fantastic..so funny,it nearly killed me with laughter,,you have a great sense of humor

Posted 8 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

8 Years Ago

Thank you Mary for your smile! And your time to read and comment:)
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alf
OMG!!! I am so still laughing!!! Tears roll like tsunami!! great write, better read, and brilliant concept!!! loooooove it!! alf

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

thank you alf just a crazy moment lol
alf

9 Years Ago

Wonderful what crazy does!!!!!
LMAO...you are just so funny...this is hilarious. Its not just funny it is also written and laid out perfectly , just the right timing to creating this fun read. Bravo TTM Bravo !! :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

Thank you madamoiselle
sereenaoutloud

9 Years Ago

You are Always Welcome Monsieur. :)
What a scene lol - American Pie meets MAD magazine - you're mind is a funfair my friend. Thanks for letting me into the attractions - I love this !!

Poor Mrs Beanstalk
xD

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

Thanks Anto Don't worry about Mrs Beanstalk I bet Its Mr Limp now!!
ANTO

9 Years Ago

I don't remember that guy in the Mister Men family...?
Lmao this is a classic one my friend... maybe the hardest I laughed at a read yet! Love the creativity Andrew... truly one of a kind in the best way :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

Thanks Aaron I think I've watched too many re-runs of Mr. Fawlty and Sybil In fawlty towers!!

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