Grandpa

A joke I heard!!

When I die,

I want to die like my Grandpa......

In his sleep.

Not screaming and carrying on

Like the other passengers

In his car!!

Reviews

[Willard Wells]

Alright, my man, that is my laugh of the day. Love it. Great timing. I am sending a link to a friend. Thanks.

[andrew mitchell]

You are welcome Willard this joke still cracks me up lol.

[Rachael Lea]

This made me laugh at the unexpected twist this took.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you kindly Rachael

[Einstein Noodle]

that's a joke you heard?? what in the world were you guys smokin'?? :))
i love the sentiment of this poem! its how i want to go .. naturally ... at peace ... hoping that my faith will stand in stead for me .. that i don't run, nor get angry, nor deny ... what other faith is there but Jesus says i! the work done ...i just have to accept and believe ..made almost too easy eh!?
E.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you E

[Einstein Noodle]

duh!! i just now got the picture ..the others are grandkids and perhaps even the grown kids ... i can be so thick sometimes :}
Embarassed E. :)

[Ruth]

Amusing...as well as poignant...insightful piece :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Poppy:)

[Bear]

This would be a lot funnier if I didn't ride with my 85-year-old father every now and then, and have dreamed of him taking the same road your Grandpa did with me a passenger. You sick so-an-so, now that dream is going to plague me more than just the night before I am to ride with him.

[andrew mitchell]

lol...................................................sorry

[B. Boileau]

You would think I would have learned by now not to drink anything while reading your stuff. This is now the second time I've snorted coffee through my nose because of you. LOL
Thank S ! you nut

[andrew mitchell]

lol lol lol lol Thanks Bill lol

[Coyote Poetry]

Yes my friend. Death is better quickly and you left me with the surprise ending. There is wisdom in these words. Thank you Andrew for the entertaining words.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

thank you john, what a classic ending

[Coyote Poetry]

Was a classic ending my friend.

[Nisreen]

Lol
That is quite funny :P

[andrew mitchell]

very..........................................lol

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Laughing.......hahahahahahahaha ANNNNDDDRRREEEWWW!!! Shaking my head.

[andrew mitchell]

You just shake girl!!! lol Thanks for the returned smile lol

[softlyfall]

Hah the joke's on the talespinner here, because Grandpa knew exactly where he was taking them all along! It's a matter of twisted trust.

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha What a new spin on this Amy lol:):)