A Benny Hill DITTY!

A challenge by our great friend alf

There's an old man called Ernie

On a very long journey.

It's all rather dirty!

His search for true love.

He sees a woman called Sheila

She's the town's teaser

Bending over , he views....

Knick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a bone

This old man came

Tumbling down.

At the bar, he sees Wanda

With two melons

He wonders Can I touch them?

He whispers Do you wanna.....

Knick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a bone

This old man came

Tumbling down.

Oh! This dirty old man is Ernie

He travels far 

On his journey;

And there on the road

A women called Regina

Of which he comes from behind 

 Her and says "How's your....."

Knick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a bone

This old man came

Tumbling down.

Poor old Ernie!

He'll find out.

Look out Ernie!!

He meets a woman called Bob

Who has a particularly loud... Cackle!

Under the dress

Below the belt

Hangs some almighty tackle.

Knick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a bone

This old man Is limping home.

With his tail behind him!!!

 

Reviews

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hahaha I forgot all about Benny Hill. My brother use to watch it all the time. Great read, Andrew

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you lynn

[ANTO]

What a great bit of craic Andrew ! I loved the Benny Hill show and the song that made number one - Ernie the fastest milkman in the west - lol.
The wee baldy guy - wee Jackie Wright, who he always slapped on the head with that classic sound-effect lived a few streets away from me here on The Falls Road in Belfast.
You'll like this site my friend
http://www.runstop.de/jwright.html

[andrew mitchell]

they were great in their day. thanks Anto

[alf]

Hi Andrew. (Best drawl here) I gotta say, my mate, ya did it!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeeeehah! So Lord Crackers???? I am still laughing and can't hardly type here!!! I have to go back and keep correcting where I've missed the keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What next???? This is soooooooo funny. I loved it!!!! Just so very well done!!! Oh, and blame those moon pills cos they sure were there tonight!!! Great stuff, alf

[Gee]

Yep,confirmed,you are officially crackers,Lord Crackers of Adelaide!!Lol

[andrew mitchell]

haha blame alf!

[Gee]

I blame the sun!!!!

[marcus]

oh no, Ernie got his just deserts?
Oh well, it was a fun journey!