I'M IN HEAVEN!

From where I sat

The Angel cried.

I had just died.

Arriving at Heaven's Gate.

An Angel said "Passports, papers please!

I was asked my name.

He looked me up and down

And read my papers

Without a sound.

He looked at my life

My good deeds done

Giving me a gold star.

Handed back new papers

It read:  Go through Heaven's Gate

            Down the corridor

            Turn left

            At the third door

            Knock three times

            Go in , close the door.

            And enjoy the love ride

            For Eternity.

So I did, I knocked, entered

Closing the door.

I wondered if I was in the right place!

For there on the couch

Were three scantily clad 

Beautiful women smiling!

For all my pleasures, at my leisure.

I said."Wow!. This is five star!"

"I should have come earlier."

To which they all replied." Welcome Andrew. This is our retribution and you are our retribution!"

                                    " Would you like a glass of Penfolds Red 1983 followed by a massage?"

 

Oh! Thaaaank you!!! Yes please Ladies!!!" I said with a gleam in my eye!  

"And what's your name?" 

             

Reviews

[Jamestown]

This sounds like a heaven you would definitely enjoy:)
Very creative and some wishful thinking, lol thanks for
sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you jamestown. When I get my gold star I'm booking lol