I'M IN HEAVEN!

From where I sat

The Angel cried.

I had just died.

Arriving at Heaven's Gate.

An Angel said "Passports, papers please!

I was asked my name.

He looked me up and down

And read my papers

Without a sound.

He looked at my life

My good deeds done

Giving me a gold star.

Handed back new papers

It read:  Go through Heaven's Gate

            Down the corridor

            Turn left

            At the third door

            Knock three times

            Go in , close the door.

            And enjoy the love ride

            For Eternity.

So I did, I knocked, entered

Closing the door.

I wondered if I was in the right place!

For there on the couch

Were three scantily clad 

Beautiful women smiling!

For all my pleasures, at my leisure.

I said."Wow!. This is five star!"

"I should have come earlier."

To which they all replied." Welcome Andrew. This is our retribution and you are our retribution!"

                                    " Would you like a glass of Penfolds Red 1983 followed by a massage?"

 

Oh! Thaaaank you!!! Yes please Ladies!!!" I said with a gleam in my eye!  

"And what's your name?" 

             

Reviews

[J.A. Marquez]

It sounds like you have your own brand of heaven. I like it. This is a fun read.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you J.A.

[~]

Ahahaha, and the fun continues. There is never a dull moment :D

[andrew mitchell]

Yep It was too much fun. They sent me back and here I am.:):)

[~]

i am glad they did. we need you to keep our smiles bright :D

[sereenaoutloud]

TTM is so much trouble...but OMG funny! You are very creative and you know already that i love reading your writes but i will say it again ...Such a joy to read your writes AM...you had me and LL laughing loudly!

[andrew mitchell]

Hi LL your kind words put a smile on my heart. So just be good LL otherwise there maybe 4 when I get there after TTM gets his gold star award lol:)

[Valentine]

When I get to Heaven...I just want to see God. Hope he has a film showing how he put the universe into existence. Valentine

[andrew mitchell]

this is just humour, pure fiction and fun to give a smile

[RomaJ]

sounds like bliss and then you woke up haha but you never know, sometimes fantasies merge with reality
charming write.

[andrew mitchell]

thank you Roma all just a bit of fun to give a smile or a grimace lol

[RomaJ]

Always smiles:) and laughter. It was a joy to read

[....................]

Glad you will be doing good work in Heaven, Andrew :)... a creative write leaving the post-Penofiolds Red and massage to the imagination of the reader...

[andrew mitchell]

lol Its just fun!

[B]

Lol
Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nice and funny
Your mind is a very dangerous place lol

[andrew mitchell]

Of course I'm a cheeky devil lol

[B]

That you are in this situation
You are lol

[alf]

Hi Andrew. Where the mind can lead us is . . . just a mystery. Maybe now you can take your tongue out of your cheek!!!! and get back to writing some poetry!!!! But . . . I loved the dream, what a notion . . . could maybe think . . . but no, not ready just yet. tempting???? For sure, alf

[andrew mitchell]

Just for a laugh Alf I mean some one's got to do it! Hence not too many serious writers come my way except my friends and they are the one's that count lol

[alf]

I Know!!! And there a few really good ones on this site!!!! And all good for a laugh!!!!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

In yer dreams matey!
You always seem to bring a smile on Sunday mornings to moi. And this morning it is pouring with rain. Lovely and creative and a bit naughty at the same time.

[andrew mitchell]

lol And they were 3 Scottish lassie's too lol Thanks John, me matey!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Scottish lassies are good Catholic girls! Well a few of them..............................................

[AaronFreitas]

Haha man I am jealous... can I get a room next you buddy? Awesome piece... creative fun :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Aaron May be better than Las Vegas lol. Check the flights lol

[AaronFreitas]

haha I'd catch the first one out!