A DINNER OF THOUGHTS!

Its a dinner party But I'm ignoring people's form or bodies present so we're all just speaking in thoughts lol. I know its over the top but a dinner conversation are just thoughts conversing! lol

Knock! Knock!

Oh! Hi everyone. Come inside!

Can I offer you a drink!

A wine of thoughts for me.

A beer of thoughts. Thanks.

I think I'll join you. A beer of thoughts it is!

Cheers everyone!

Do you want some butter on your thoughts?

Yes please!

How was the main course of thoughts?

Very nice! Thank you.

Anyone for second thoughts?

No! I'm full of thoughts.

Oops! I spilt my thoughts!

So sorry!

Who dropped their thoughts!

 Can I have another glass of red thoughts?

Of course! And you?

Just water. I like to water my thoughts!

Who wants thoughts for dessert?

They're sweet!

Me!, Me! Me too!....

Very rich with creamy thoughts.

I must say.Lovely dinner of thoughts!

Oh! Thank you. 

I thought the adjectives were a little dry. Overcooked!

But the chops of nouns were spot on

And the steamed verbs were just right!

Do you want the recipe?

Yes! I'll add this to by cookbook of thoughts.

Coffee or tea anyone?

Yes please!

How do you have it?

Just coffee and two teaspoons of sweet thoughts.

Ah! Good, same as me!

I'll have tea with no sweet thoughts. I'm on a diet.

Where's the loo?

Down the hall, turn left, you'll find it.

Thank you. Its the weather!

Have to pass some thoughts!

I've drunk too many thoughts!

I'm bloated on thoughts!

Please! Please! Too much information people!

Have you got toothpicks?

Yes! Of course!

I have a thought stuck between my teeth.

That's no good!

And what have you been up too?

Not much! Very quiet on thoughts.

And you?

I'm always busy with thoughts.

Look at the time ! I must go!

Have you got all your thoughts! Your coat of thoughts!

Yes I have! Thank you for having my thoughts over.

Whose  turn is it next week?

I think its mine!

What can I bring?

Oh! Just bring your thoughts!

Oh! and forgive me tonight.

I came in empty minded of thoughts!

I'll have them next week!

I perish the thought!

The End.

Reviews

[alf]

Hi Andrew. This told me exactly where your head is at the moment!!! I do love the way you have taken that swirl of half wisps and drifts and relayed it in your story. This is a brilliant write!!! The rest I shall keep to myself, but trust me I had a great belly laugh, my mind in overdrive!!!! Loved this, almost at the top of the heap, my friend!!!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks alf I wrote this 3am in the morning as I was half dozing! I was having a laugh as the story grew!! Glad you had a laugh too!:)

[alf]

One damnably good way to clear the mind!!!!!

[B]

Your sense of humor is divine
This is amazing

And i do believe thoughts actually fly among people just the way you described it.
Very smart and witty

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Nisreenaa :):)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I think the fellow in the Maserati is doing 185 as he just passed me and is off into the distance!
Just a thought Andrew.
You certainly know how to get us to explore concepts with your insanely witty writes.

[andrew mitchell]

lol I always offer a different perspective john. Its my humour as long as people enjoy, viewing life at a different level or angle as I do! Its all light hearted. Are you saying I'm off the radar! lol:):)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

No. You told me earlier to look in my rear view mirror but when I did your car just shot past lol

[andrew mitchell]

lol A maserati!!! wow! I must be in the boot! lol I've been kidnapped!:)

[KWP]

a degustation of complete satiation of senses - even with dreaded toothpicks - ahhhh - what ever dinner party should contain food for the mind body and soul - nicely inspired my friend X

[andrew mitchell]

Such words to digest KWP lol "degustation"!! Thank you for your lovely word looking up review lol:):)x

[KWP]

hahahaha - indeed !

[RomaJ]

This is just brilliant and oh so clever. Bringing and leaving wonderful thoughts and I'll take that beer of thoughts with me, thank you very much for this splendid and thoughts provoking read.

[andrew mitchell]

Oh! thank you dear RomaJ for your lovely review!

[andrew mitchell]

A beer of thoughts it is!

[RomaJ]

You're welcome and Cheers:)

[Jamestown]

Another very creative and thoughtful piece!
Everyone should be full of thoughts, thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Oh! thoughtful ONE! My Friend!

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A thoughtful write that makes one think about the thoughts consumed and removed on a daily basis. No one can call you thoughtless, Andrew... And the entertainment continues! Who needs cable? :)

[andrew mitchell]

Lol Lol hahaha!. Thanks for the big compliment FT.:):) I look at it this way. For every smile, I make, in return, I get a fantastic write from you, from this very process. We all win!!! lol :):)

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Looks like the laugh works both ways... :)