How green is your grass?

A true story at the Calvary Hospital Adelaide in 1979

There was this girl I knew of

Who had bright green hair.

She was a lover of punk, you see

And I couldn't help but stare.

On having an operation

Her appendix in disarray

The doctor had noticed;

Bright green pubic hair.

Tattooed across the top

Her pubic hair so green

Was a sign: 

"Keep off the grass!"

After the operation

All was very well

The doctor saw his patient

To tell.

"We are all deeply sorry!"

"But we had to mow your lawn!" 

Reviews

[B]

lol

Ok

You are officially extremely funny

love it

[andrew mitchell]

Its a true story lol and thanks! that will be one pound twenty pee for the laugh! lol Being cheeky! lol

[B]

I say that's worth three quids
lol

[RomaJ]

Very funny and clever. "Keep off the grass" I can't imagine the look on the doctor's and nurse's face but then again they've seen Everything. Haha

[andrew mitchell]

yes they're like detectives looking here poking there lol

[Carrie.]

Funny, as always.

Although, I suppose the tattoo would be irrelevant if she decided to change the color of her hair. ;-)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Carrie. I suppose if she had natural brown it would be dead lawn lol

[Marie]

THis is funny. She certainly went to extremes to keep all her "grass" green."

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Marie

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You offer the Sunday morning laughing fit once more with your humour Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks john lol

[alf]

Hi Andrew. Very well done! You will now have to inject a little more spice to maintain the momentum!!!
A good write and an enjoyable read, alf

[Vishuddha]

Always a smile when I visit you. Thanks

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you and thanks for visiting during visiting hours lol

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Hahahahaha... hahahahaha... new slogan at the hospital: 'free lawn care with every pelvic region surgery' ... love this, Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Ft I wish I could see her face and what happens in autumn