The roast

As he walked

The tightrope

Between her breasts

He toppled and fell

And rolled and rolled

Into her stuffing.

"Oh! This is fantastic!"

"Oh!  This is delicious!"

Said the Ant.

Munch! Munch! Munch!

"Thank you very much!" said the roast.

Then SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

 "I gotcha!" said the Cook.

Reviews

[alf]

Hi Andrew. Aaahhh that chicken!!!!!~! I did love this. I think you might be a devil to live with!!! Never know where that train of thought is taking you!!! From a safe distance, I love the process, I can only hope the family appreciate the wit too!!!!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

LOL thanks alf I am the devil at home!!!:):)

[alf]

believe you (Can you hear the choir of angels behind me?????)

[andrew mitchell]

nope if they are, they're in disguise! lol

[alf]

Must just have been, my dulcet melodious tones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Robert]

That was great! I like the humor in this poem. Good flow to the poem as well.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Robert lol

[Jamestown]

LMAO! Extremely creative and humorous!
This is a terrific write, Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks J i'm laughing too!

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I was settling into the promise of something more when suddenly I was brought to laughter by the ant's debacle. Poor turkey was probably squished to pieces by the cook.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Ft It was the tunnel of love for ant but he was enjoying his fruits too much!!:):)