The roast

As he walked

The tightrope

Between her breasts

He toppled and fell

And rolled and rolled

Into her stuffing.

"Oh! This is fantastic!"

"Oh!  This is delicious!"

Said the Ant.

Munch! Munch! Munch!

"Thank you very much!" said the roast.

Then SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

 "I gotcha!" said the Cook.

Reviews

[alf]

Hi Andrew. Aaahhh that chicken!!!!!~! I did love this. I think you might be a devil to live with!!! Never know where that train of thought is taking you!!! From a safe distance, I love the process, I can only hope the family appreciate the wit too!!!!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

LOL thanks alf I am the devil at home!!!:):)

[alf]

believe you (Can you hear the choir of angels behind me?????)

[andrew mitchell]

nope if they are, they're in disguise! lol

[alf]

Must just have been, my dulcet melodious tones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Pete]

LOL. all a matter of perspective. what are we gonna do with you andrew - too much.

'One Man's Mountain is Another Man's Molehill'

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha thank you for sharing the laugh Pete.

[jesserose99]

oh you got me there Andrew. roast ant!

[andrew mitchell]

lol...............

[Jane Taylor Hardy]

Trying to reel us in to thinking it was a human lol....too cute!

[andrew mitchell]

Of course Jane lol Thank you for your review!

[terry smith]

Good one!! And I would be the cook.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks terry, got his just deserts!

[sereenaoutloud]

Aww your fun naughty humor never fails to make me smile...this is a great piece AM! :)

[andrew mitchell]

It was naughty till ant came along lol:):)

[Kelly Scheppers]

I adore "the tightrope", Andrew...the trussing he inched across between her breasts was genius! How clever!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Kelly :)

[B]

Lol

What a funny little piece

I like it aloooot

[andrew mitchell]

Lol thank you Nisreenaa

[Sami Khalil]

This is no chicken scratch poem but a very lovely and humorous one. Always entertaining and wonderful...:)............

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)......

[Vishuddha]

Oh, this is fantastic - and delicious - as a piece of writing!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Vishuddha