Dear GOD, Please explain

I believe God's humour can be humoured in a respectable way!

Dear GOD, 

Please explain

You have us all born from a female's vagina

Only to have us spend the rest of our lives

Trying to get back in there.

Am I missing something?

Is this your sense of humour GOD!

Are you not telling me something?

Is it all hush! Hush!

Da Vinci's lost code?

Is this the 11th Commandment!

That fell off Moses tablet?

Or was this written in small print and everyone missed it?

Or there was an 11th Commandment

And someone working in your office forgot?

I'm not complaining though! You are the boss!  

And why the apple?

I love apples!

Didn't you read my poem called APPLES!

Why not the fig?

I hate figs!

GOD! Are you still there!

Please explain!

I'll be in box 3 at 10pm tonight.

I await your confession!

Thanks for listening

Amen.

Reviews

[AaronFreitas]

Lmao wow what an awesome write my friend! Captivated my mind from the start with "Dear GOD,
Please explain
You have us all born from a female's vagina
Only to have us spend the rest of our lives
Trying to get back in there.
Am I missing something?"

Awesome poem my friend I found the humor in this poem :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Aaron I had a chuckle too

[Mick Burke]

I enjoyed this poem immensely. Nice use of humour. There are so many questions I would like to ask God, and you've given me a couple of new ones.

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you Mick and pleased to meet you

[Mick Burke]

Pleased to meet you as well Andrew. if you get a chance you could have a look at my poem "Some Questions For God" which you inspired with this one.

[andrew mitchell]

I will soon

[Pushkar Prabhat]

AWESOME!!!
trolling God........
do share the confession.......if he decides to show up.......
loved it!!!
:)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pushkar. Just having fun but its out there The 11th :)

[Pushkar Prabhat]

..........and the most important one!!! :D :D
you are welcome.............!!!! :) :)

[Vishuddha]

Delightful, insightful. Very amused. Great flow.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you V for dropping in and I'm glad you liked the humour lol

[alf]

Hi Andrew. Oh my, oh my, oh my!!!!! Has you circle of friends suddenly blossomed with all male identities. I can imaging the long line-up just waiting for you to come on line later tonight. only one word to say here . . . yeeeeeesssss??????

[andrew mitchell]

Lol thanks Alf

[Dani The Unreviewed]

Heh:) god just had a real strange phone call from you my friend. Well, i think i like it, like all your work. Giving 100 points.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks IM will review your work soon

[Dani The Unreviewed]

You are welcome:) and thanks:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I agree with Kelly lol! as always what a hoot!!!! Think it might just need an adult rating though Andrew?

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks John lol I was going to rate it but then I thought kids know it all these days

[Kelly Scheppers]

If I hear of a man struck by lightning in Austrailia on the 11 o'clock news, I'll know who it is!

; )

[andrew mitchell]

lolololololololololololol Thanks so much Kelly . I love your wit!!:)

[sereenaoutloud]

This is too funny and i am sure most guys will be waiting for Gods reply lol!! Only you could write this with such class, wit and humor ! Brilliant AM..or TTM lol

[andrew mitchell]

I want to check out this tablet now for breaks.I'm positive there was an 11th. Thank you sereena lol:):)

[wordman]

well hell when he tells you be sure to spread the word
and if you get old and gray waiting it wouldn`t surprise me
he also said not to have sex until you are married

[andrew mitchell]

lol I know and I'm married. I'm positive there's the 11th

[wordman]

I think he broke the first ones could have been 16
but god was mad so he just re wrote the top 10 sounds good to me

[wordman]

actually I hate the stuff,it gets all in your mustache, and sticky on your fingers
I did not write this comment

[andrew mitchell]

lol......................