A COUPLE'S MELODY!!

"Did you enjoy your lettuce, radish,cucumber,capsicum salad?" asked Mr. Raptor.

"Delicious! and your Dino-steak?" replied Mrs. Brontosaurus-Raptor.

"Salubrious!  Medium rare as always!" said Mr. Raptor.

"You are so thoughtful my darling hubby and what a lovely meal!."

"Shall we finish dinner with a coffee Sweetie?" says Mr. Raptor

"What did you say?" "How many times have I told you, you just don't listen.".

"You know by the time the coffee goes down my throat, ITS COLD!

"Ever think about that!" 

" How many times have I told you?"

" You only think of yourself!"

"Just you, you ,you!"

"What about ME!" "Hey!" " Hello!"

"You only think about yourself."

" I suppose a cold drink is out of the question then?"asks Mr. Raptor

" Right!" "That's it Boy-O!"

"Ouch! ouch! Ouch! Okay! okay! Sorry!"

"Get off me!" "Sorry!"

"Phew!" I suppose sex is out of the question tonight then?" asks Mr. Raptor

"Ouch! Aaaarr! You're squashing me!"

"I can't breathe! Sorry! ...................................Sorry!"

  

Reviews

[alf]

Hi Andrew. If it is true that laughter is the best medicine, then I have made up for every illness suffered in my short lifetime!!!! In the past few weeks, I have laughed more than you might assume, and you and a certain doctor are entirely to blame. This is a riot!! how easily problems start . . . personified in your poem!! Its right up with the cookery class for me, love it!!!

[andrew mitchell]

Hi Alf, Its all the more funny because its soooooo true lol. either dead silence as you observe other couples or a fire just waiting to ignite plus the fact this is such a mis-match lol Thanks alf:):)

[alf]

I keep wondering whether you can top the last effort and you always do!! Can't wait for the next!!!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I am now worried about your sanity Andrew old chum. Just what is going on in that down-under brain of yours to come up with such a scenario?!
Made me hoot again!!!

[andrew mitchell]

I try to avoid a real life scenario that's so boring and so true and so why not go back to the dinosaur's age or the Flintstones for a laugh to emphasise the humour lol. I have my sanity John warped in humour it is and hopefully wrapped in laughter lol :)

[AaronFreitas]

Awesome story Andrew... you always provide me with laughs and enjoyable writes my friend. Lucky to have you as a friend on here... keep up the amazing work!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Aaron as you do too and ditto friend!

[~]

ohhh.. music to my ears :D
so clever my mate!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you my dear Regina!! ;);) MS!:)

[~]

I think I'm feeling like a queen :D

[andrew mitchell]

lol I'm writing to a secret agent lol schush!

[Marie]

THis is clever and cute. I like it.

[andrew mitchell]

Hi Marie . Glad you enjoyed and nice to meet you too. :)