Dear GOD

Dear GOD,

I've been very very good today!

No swearing

No stealing

No bad thoughts

No wanton erotic desires

No wickedness

No birthday suit along my street

No tricks

No lies

No mischievousness

 Really I'm all good!

But I may need your help

I'm getting out of bed now;

So I need you, 

For the rest of the day. 

And maybe tomorrow

And the next and sorry ...

Friday and Saturday Nights and.....

Reviews

[M.Babu]

This made me smile ear to ear!
You'll need a server to finalize that list haha.
Funny as always -
~M.Babu~

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you M. Babu for your review.

[Ruth]

The list is endless lol Faith, nevertheless, is a rock at times :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol thank you Poppy

[Einstein Noodle]

yes yes yes!! great poem ..love the humor ..one must develop the capacity to laugh at one's self don't we?? i was wondering where you were taking me and must say the hook set and i was surprised and charmed by the superbly placed twist ..
E.

[andrew mitchell]

thank you e for your words.

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laughing......................Andrew Andrew Andrew...you have soooo much character. This was adorable!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your time lynn and your words

[Carrie.]

Silly and cute. I really like this one.

[andrew mitchell]

Carrie that's because I'm silly lol:)

[Kelly Scheppers]

"No birthday suit along my street..."

Lol, you must be the pride of your neighborhood! Keep them coming, Andrew! High five, my friend!

[andrew mitchell]

Kelly I know when I've tickled your fancy with your lovely funny reviews :):). I have in draft only, dear God there's more and Dear God please explain already on the menu to be displayed soon

[samanthaashley_]

that's awesome. I definitely needed to read something funny.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you sam for dropping in!

[Dani The Unreviewed]

Heh:) yeah, read it three times, and had me giggling for all three reads. I give a hundred points.
one can be only perfectly good until he sleeps...heh... so you need god's help after you wake up, so you stay good all day...
Keep it coming my friend:)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank You IM :)

[Dani The Unreviewed]

You are welcome:)

[~]

Ahh, well, one might think it is always easy to behave during night time. At least you have mastered that art Andrew! :D

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Regina I mean your alias moonskittles and for dropping by Amen! Have a nice day Regina! ;);)

[~]

LOL.. you need some good promoting boots ;)