HOW TO CHOOSE A BRIDE!

How to choose a bride

Don't know how! Well follow me!

Let's take a look......

In her bedroom.

In bedroom one

Let's take in the view

YIKES!!!!

It reeks of nag, nag, nag, and more nags!

Its immaculate,

Meticulously clean.

A magazine!

Not lived in:

No creases no folds

So neat so tidy.

No dust just fuss!

She's not the bride for me!

In bedroom two. Let's have a peek!

YIKES!!!!

She's a hoarder! Clothes! Clothes!

On the floor

On the door

On the curtains

On the bed

On the walls,

Hanging out of draws.

She's definitely not the bride for me!

I would have to clean up 

After her!

In bedroom three. Lets have a look.

Now this is the one for me!

Somewhat tidy

Somewhat neat

Sheets clean,

A little dust.

By the bed

On the table 

A book of love

A coffee stain.

Now she's the bride for me!

I wonder if I'm the groom for her?

In my bedroom. Lets take a looky inside!

Untidy,

Clothes on the floor,

A stash of papers,

Dust everywhere,

And toys and books 

Here and there.

Yep! I think she'll fall in love with me!

It looks like a kid's bedroom!

Reviews

[Kelly Scheppers]

"...let's take a looky inside!" Oh yes, lets! Lol, I KNEW there was going to be a dramatic ending, and boy, what a clever one, at that!

"Yep! I think she'll fall in love with me!
It looks like a kids bedroom!"

...who needs television or cable, we've got you for entertainment! ; )

[andrew mitchell]

Lmao Thanks, a plenty Kelly You made me smile reading your great review lol :):)

[softlyfall]

My room is neat and tidy...except for the bed
Just sayin'
Drop the bass, man, the bass get lower
Radio say, "Speed it up, " I just go slower
High like treble, puffin' on them mids
The man ain't ever seen a booty like this

[Mary Helda]

Haha:-):-):-)..wow,i do not know how God can give any one this much humor.. i specifically love the ending..wonderful:-)

[sereenaoutloud]

This was so much fun to read..very creative write full of wit and fun insight!! I always look forward to reading your writes !!
:)

[andrew mitchell]

In a whisper I thank you so much too sereena LOUDLY!!!!!:):)

[sereenaoutloud]

lol ..omg TTM really comes out on the weekend doesn't he? LOL you really need to learn on your whispering skill my friend lol

[AaronFreitas]

haha nice and creative work Andrew. It reminds me of a show that use to run on MTV where a person would get three dates to choose from. Without seeing the person they got to go into each persons room and they had to pick the date based on their room. It's a very interesting concept. Good write my friend :)

[andrew mitchell]

Interesting to know, a shoe! lol

[andrew mitchell]

Spelling mistake I meant SHOW! lol

[AaronFreitas]

haha I was wondering about shoe lol

[....................]

Hahahaha, a riotous read, Andrew. Such an interesting take on choosing a bride... perhaps this could be a television game show... priceless, my friend!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you kind Sir

[Isabel25]

Hahaha..Goldilocks!!!! Looks like you finally found someone who is "just right" :D I love this one. Couldn't stop laughing...and my bedroom is similar to the first one :P But i nag less (according to me..my brother would say otherwise)
Great poem Andrew..you have a wonderful sense of humor :D

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Annie

[Beccy]

If we could take such a peek beneath the mask, I have no doubt divorce would become a thing of the past.

Loved this. Beccy.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Beccy

[alf]

Hi Andrew. You naughty boy!!! Didn't you mother tell you not to peek into . . . I have had to wipe my eyes dry to reply to this. I cannot believe how well informed you are!!! And it is so true!!! Loved this for the honesty and after all, when seeking a bride, you are also seeking a home, not a showroom nor an annexe at the dump!!! I soooo agree with Kelly. Who needs more than a decent laugh every day!! just love this, alf

[andrew mitchell]

lol It is so true lol Thanks alf I'm glad you had a laugh! And love your reviews:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Loved the way you drew out the personality traits through visual descriptions of the bedrooms. Very readable and so close to true you might think of being a matchmaker lol!

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thanks john for your informative comments. After many failed attempts I now have the wisdom lol

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You and I both Andrew! What a lesson.