MY SHOPPING LIST!

My Shopping List

Don't look in the mirror pills                                       Tick

Need some bounce in my step pills                             Tick

No more feeling grumpy elixir 200mls                           Tick

A new page Sliced bread                                           Tick

A new look plastic bags                                             Tick

Top up cheeky witty thoughts elixir

Just below the level of dirty-man syndrome                  Tick

Improve poetic writes (stage two) pills                         Tick

Viagra for thoughts pills                                             Tick

Paracetamol tabs No! I'll get

Poetic-cetamol tabs for pain                                      Tick

Elixir of Youth Large Bottle                                        Tick

Moon pills when the moon ain't there 

For inspirational writes. .                                           Tick

Buy more time (pack of ten )                                      Tick

OK! I think I'm ready

Let's go shopping!!! Yippee!

Reviews

[....................]

'Viagra for thoughts pills' - hard to keep those thoughts up, eh Andrew? Hilarious. "Elixir of Youth Large Bottle"... moon replacement tabs... buy more time (pack of ten)" - an envious list. What magical pharmacy do you shop at, Andrew? Is it in Diagon Alley? I loved this, a lot... the viagra line made me spit a little coffee.

[andrew mitchell]

You had me laughing FT. Sorry about your coffee lol If only there was such a shop! Thanks FT

[....................]

You are welcome, Andrew, but this was just a great riot to read.

[Valentine]

This is why a smart wife.........does all of the shopping. Valentine

[andrew mitchell]

hahahahaha lol Thanks Valentine

[Kelly Scheppers]

I shouldn't be laughing out loud when I'm alone...but hey, this was just too much!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you kelly glad you had a laugh

[~]

ahh...I wonder what do you have on your Christmas list :) funny write!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you MS lol

[sereenaoutloud]

This is not only a brilliant write.. it is creative and funny and you are a word player my friend. I always look forward to reading your work!! :))

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you sereena and for that I shall put LL on my list!! How could I forget the most important item!!!! lol:):):)

[sereenaoutloud]

I know what was TTM thinking? it had to have been AM that wrote the shopping list! :))

[KWP]

why woulnd't you want to look in the mirror with such a lovely peachy face like yours ? You can save some money on those I feel ... yes let's scrap that one .... Viagra .... hmmm what kind of work you looking at doing?

I didn't know those inspirational thoughts came in pack of ten - I only every bought the singles ..

Very Creative XX

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks KWP for upping my thoughts. I can cross Viagra off my list LOL :)

[KWP]

Ahhhhhh hahahahahhahahahaha deserved of a decent tip I'd say X

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Nice humour and a shopping list many of us may wish to borrow Andrew.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks John for dropping by

[alf]

Hi Andrew. This is so funny!!!! I've had to stop for the same reasons as previously noted!!!!! This is just a scream!!! Forget Santa, I'm with the laughing policeman now!!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

alf I didn't expect any one to like this write except you in our tennis game of shots to shots over the net we play our game! lol

[andrew mitchell]

So Glad I made You Smile alf as you are the inspiration to continue for me, as I look in awe at your great writes. I am reduced to laughter writes now to impress the masses lol

[alf]

I think maybe that's what makes it even funnier . . . I understood it all!! Just love the poetic-cetamol!!!!!

[alf]

Well I've got a few more to read, but have a look the 'response in my portfolio!!

[andrew mitchell]

lol alf I will. And THANKS FOR BEING ON WC. YOU ARE A GIFT TO ALL WITH YOUR WARMTH, INSIGHT, AND PURE HONESTY! AND NOT FORGETTING WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE! FOR US TO ENJOY! THANKS ALF!

[alf]

Thank you, but remember, you guys have made me welcome and I appreciate that so much!! alf

[sereenaoutloud]

awwww such sweet bromance :))