A vegan you say!!!

" Hi! Bill " says the waiter.

"G'day Peter" says the local customer.

" What will you have Bill ?"

" Don't tell me, the same old same old." says the waiter

" Beef schnitzel with chips and no salad."

" No!. Not today Peter."

"I've changed. " replied Bill.

"I've gone vegetarian! "

"Oh! says Peter." Really!"

" Yes I want to save the animals" say Bill

"Really Bill !" says Peter

"Well then if you want to save the animals" replied Peter

"I have only one question." says Peter

"How come you want to eat their food source?"

Reviews

[softlyfall]

The logic Suess,
you silly goose.
The source is identical
for you and a tentacle,
so eat what you wish,
you're the same as a fish
and a flower
and a rock
and a cloud

[Mary Helda]

Hahahahaha...cruel Bill....he dndnt even think of that before...lol..this piece lit up my face

[Blackheart]

Ting tong. Something to think about. :D
I see a lot of memes trolling vegans with this and this piece really made me laugh a lot. XD

[Érenn]

This is so cool. Reminded me of 'What no meat' you have written. This is hilarious and unlike last time I have been laughing from the get go lol

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Errenn

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Very droll! Once more you take a subject and inject humour and a message.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks John lol very droll I like that!

[alf]

Hi Andrew. You have reached the top rung of the ladder and one foot already on the platform. You are sooooo up there with the humour!!! So now it's time for the truth, did you teach your English friend how to write comedy???? alf

[andrew mitchell]

thanks alf , humour has carried me through life as life has dealt cruel hands to me but not as bad as many lol. i just love humour wicked or not to get me through!!! lol:):)

[alf]

That is why I sense that underlying sadness, the same one I see in the eyes of your profile picture. That's something you could never hide from me!!! That's why I warned you about baring your soul, I'd already seen it!!! But not many people would, believe me, alf

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks my intuitive friend lol how perceptive you are lol