THEY CATCH THE EYE!

a Comical view of breasts only and not to offend anyone. Just an observation and playing with it!

Breasts that wobble

Breasts that swing

A man's fixation

A physical thing.

Breasts to admire

Breasts in a sling

Women's burdens 

Men's playthings

Breasts to cuddle

Breasts that feed

Men don't mean to be sexiest pigs!

Breasts double D

Breasts in demand

They don't bother me

I'm a leg man.

Reviews

[Ted Kniffen]

Good job, Andrew. So many b***s...so little time.

[andrew mitchell]

Lol so many b***s that’s life, you can look but you can’t touch!

[barleygirl]

You have matched my pure intent -- that is, to ease up on the inadvertent sexists -- and celebrate breasts at the same time. This poem goes to show how many different ways writers can write about the same topic . . . and how fun it can be when we are comparing different approaches like this. I love your poem with its snazzy little beat & thanks for RRing me, so I wouldn't miss it! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[andrew mitchell]

Haha thank you for your delightful review on my observations on breasts Margie. As they say if you want to make 4lbs of fat look more attractive, put a n****e on it! Yours was a great write too!

[barleygirl]

I never heard the fat --> n****e joke! Good one!

[andrew mitchell]

On the topic of breasts!"...........

[softlyfall]

Hmm, well I have big b***s and a nice round booty but I guess I fall short.
Sigh...
As I said, I never know what to expect from Mr Mitchell
You must be so much fun, Andrew

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you Amy!:)

[E G TEN]

B***s, love them! But the back side is what I'm all about""
Giddi up!! Such a melon of a write you have here! :-)

[andrew mitchell]

lol the shape of a woman's bum is devine sometimes lol

[Gee]

Lol,,only you Andrew.......

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Gee Surely there is another leg man like myself and butts lol out there!!!

[Gee]

Oooh,can't beat a good arse(unless given permission first that is!!!)

[andrew mitchell]

I don't mean that way lol! the sight of a heart shaped butt lol

[Gee]

Oops......

[andrew mitchell]

You crack me up Gee lol pardon the pun you English stirrer lol :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

There you go again Andrew, making a right tit of yourself!
Sunday mornings here always seem brighter with your humorous endings!
My you have been busy today!

[andrew mitchell]

lol John,just keeping abreast of things!

[wordman]

well how do you come up with this stuff andrew,you have a warped mind lol

[andrew mitchell]

Just my wicked sense of humour, my friend! :) Thanks Wordman for the compliment lol

[wordman]

your welcome

[sereenaoutloud]

You are too funny , you write this hilarious write about b***s just to end on your a leg man!! heheheh

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Sereena lol I'm actually a bum man of woman's rears

[sereenaoutloud]

well most women have b***s, legs and bums so either way you are ok lol :)

[andrew mitchell]

i know i know

[sereenaoutloud]

heheheh lol

[KWP]

Boobie boobie boobie b**b
Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Balls
Tittie Tittie Tittie Tit
Wiily Wanders when the need calls

hehehehehehe yes breast contain a certain amount of power that be true X

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks KWP yes they catch the eye just like those other features or female attributes known to man!